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So are they just giving this out for free now and not letting you get rid of it? The fuck?
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The part that always kills me is the fact it sings the chorus perfectly every time like nothing is wrong
this reminds me of one of the greatest youtube videos ever, from almost two decades ago: possessed fish singing ‘Do Wah Diddy.’
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AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well Me southern accent: not a problem mam AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius Me: god is a genius mam AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me Me: no mam
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well thats good
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they're calling it the most generic mid-30s millennialcore grid on da web
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You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.
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Multiple things can be true at once: 1) Chronically ill and immunocompromised people deserve spaces where they can safely socialize. 2) Ohio’s state record blue catfish was a 101-lb monster caught on April 7, 2024 by 15-year-old Jaylynn Parker. Congratulations, Jaylynn!
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“Agent O’Houlihan, fantastic work. You scored the highest on the Arabic exam, so we’re sending you to Yemen. You’re going in deep undercover as a farmhand. The one thing you absolutely cannot do is become addicted to khat.”
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🚨🇫🇰 NEW: President Milei says Argentina will “take matters into [their] own hands” to gain control of the Falkland Islands [dubbed in English via @UN]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The clip omits important context: In the full 23 Sep 2026 UN speech, Milei’s “take matters into our own hands” refers to sanctions on Sea Lion oil firms + a sovereignty bill amid UN inaction. He stressed a “peaceful, practical, and effective defense” and called for UK talks. gadebate.un.org/en/81/argentina
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I'm pretty sure this prison used to be a Circuit City.
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I'm obsessed with this "know your rights" girl on tiktok
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🇫🇷 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 🇩🇰 🇪🇸 🇫🇮 🇮🇪 🇮🇸 🇳🇴 🇵🇱 🇵🇹 🇸🇪
La France va mettre fin au commerce avec les colonies israéliennes situées dans les Territoires palestiniens occupés, avec onze autres pays qui ont pris des engagements du même ordre. Pourquoi ? Parce que la Cisjordanie est au bord de l'explosion : expansion effrénée de la colonisation en violation du droit international, flambée des violences commises par les colons extrémistes à l’encontre des Palestiniens, actes de terreur dénoncés par les autorités israéliennes elles-mêmes. Cette situation délétère porte une atteinte grave à la dignité du peuple palestinien. Elle hypothèque la sécurité d’Israël à laquelle la France est indéfectiblement attachée. Elle compromet la solution à deux États, seule alternative à l’état de guerre permanent. Aucune paix durable n’est possible au Moyen-Orient sans que la sécurité d’Israël soit strictement garantie. L’attaque terroriste du 7 octobre 2023 perpétrée par le Hamas, pire massacre antisémite depuis la Shoah, au cours duquel plus de cinquante de nos compatriotes ont perdu la vie, est une blessure immense, indélébile, qu’il est interdit de minimiser ou de relativiser. Les autorités israéliennes doivent impérativement mettre fin à la colonisation illégale et aux violences intolérables qui l’accompagnent. La France ne saurait, par son commerce, soutenir une situation qui menace la sécurité des Israéliens comme des Palestiniens ainsi que la paix et la stabilité dans la région. L’Europe doit se tenir à la même exigence.
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The UK will stand up for what is right.
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*pitched 2 octaves lower than my natural voice* Boooooo
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FPL_draft_v503_FINAL.doc BB2, WC4 likely, couple of punts on Tzolis and Jacquet, plenty of scope to get Haaland back in a few weeks if City improve #FPL #FPLCommunity
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“Hey buddy, what do you have in that block of permafrost?” “Uh, nothin.”
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one time i sat on one of these at the bar and my balls popped through the hole (with my shorts still on mind you) & i didnt realize so when i got up to pee i screamed & fell & the chair fell with me so i just ubered home then woke up to a bunch of messages like "are ur balls ok"
Worst chair in the game
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Odysseus really coasted off of the whole "Nobody" bit. The archetypical "trickster hero" and all his other tricks are either lying to his loved ones about being dead for fun or standing around pouting until Athena goes "alright Christ it's not even that difficult"
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