Google bAdWords

“Mom, can we get some insights?” Google: “No, we’ve got insights at home!” The insights at home: #ppcchat

We know you’ve no idea how GA4 works. #ppcchat

We call our automated bidding ‘AI’ now so we seem like we’re with the times.

Start using broad or we’ll start killing puppies.

Our experts working on new RSA ad customizer functionality took inspiration from Dante’s first circle of hell.

It is GA4,360 or GA364?

‘Surfaces’ is one of the dumbest terminologies ever invented.

We have a whole department dedicated to randomly changing the names of Google’s tech. #GA4

We could make your Ads, GA and Floodlight transactions all add up. We just choose not to for teh lolz 😆 #ppcchat

40hrs of video a minute uploaded to YouTube might sound like a lot, but those search queries take up a lot of space, ok? #ppcchat

The UK tried to tax Google?! We’ll just pass the cost straight onto advertisers. What are they going to do - use Bing?! #ppcchat

All your app campaign downloads come from the play store. It’s basically just brand bidding. #ppcchat

Has anyone got €5bn they fancy lending us? #ppcchat

Its taken a week for AdWords to become ‘SAd’ and doubleclick to become ‘GiMP’. #ppcchat

Might need to change my twitter handle... #GooglebAds? #ppcchat

After five months: finally found the dimensions tab! #ppcchat #newadwordsui

You can insult compliance officers all you want - they have to get their response signed off five times.

We heard you we really excited about Google Attribution. So we decided to postpone it. #beingevil #ppcchat