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Gooner

@GooningAlt69

35M | Just a gooner gooning | X seems to think I’m a bot but I’m just a horny guy | DMs Open https://xitter.gq/t.co/5VUAkY2T2V

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Joined December 2024
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Stroke edge leak repeat until you have no thoughts left. Goon for eternal bliss and never cum, you don’t want it to end
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Ran errands today, decided that being this distracted by hot people should qualify as a disability. Tried to maintain eye contact and have a conversation while my brain aggressively undressed them, imagining my tongue buried in their asshole wondering what it tastes like. Help 🤤
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Gooner@GooningAlt69Jul 22
No sleep! The sun coming up just exposed how much of a mess i made throughout the night hnnnggghh so much precum, spit, sweat and lube. stains everywhere but it feels too good to stop so I’m just going to keep fucking my hand until my body or brain gives out and i pass out.
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At this point I think I successfully lobotomized myself through porn. Every day I wake up with no ambition, fewer functioning braincells and permanent brain fog. The kinks get darker and the screen time somehow gets longer. I don’t even pretend I’m normal anymore I just stroke 😵‍💫
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1 tab became 10, 10 minutes became 10 hours, now the suns rising and I have absolutely nothing to show for my existence except fried dopamine receptors and an internet history that needs to be launched into the sun. Time is fake, productivity is propaganda, never stop gooning 🤤
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Brain buffering, morals gone, screentime breaking international records. I am so unbelievably sick I coudnt beat the pervert allegations even if I tried because I’m actively supplying additional evidence every single day. Hiding it is futile just embrace it and be one with porn😵‍💫
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Gooner@GooningAlt69Jan 27
No need to answer with words hnnngghh just grunt and show her how permanently devoted you are by beating your fucking meat all day every day until its broken. Walk around perma-gooned like I do. Im so fucking cooked chat, my cock is broken, I leak 24/7 at this point and I love it
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One more scroll, one more spiral, one more hour disappearing into the void. The outside world ending and Im still here stroking the day away. The way my brain has been operating lately should concern somebody. one edge from completely losing whatever sanity I have left. Get worse
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Gooner@GooningAlt69Jun 30
Hnnnggh fuck. I need to get some work done today but working from home means blasting filthy porn and Im already retarded gooned. Tried laying on my stomach in front of my computer so I wouldnt touch but now Im just laying here fucking my mattress to porn plaps like an animal 😵‍💫
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Today has been a feral stroke-a-thon. My goonstick is broken for sure and I don’t even care. The sensitivity feels too good and I never want the pleasure to end. I have been dying to goon to peoples IRLs lately so please send me your GFs, friends, sisters, friends moms, etc. 😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Fell asleep stroking and woke up stroking. It’s going to be another unproductive day filled with porn filth, weed and countless edges. I couldn’t be more excited to get dumber and get even more gooned. Smoke. Stroke. Edge. Leak. Repeat.
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Chat, i haven’t put clothes on yet today I’ve just been a dumb leaky gooned out mess for porn. I’m ordering delivery food so I don’t have to get dressed. I can’t wait to walk outside leaking with my cock rings on to pick my food up off my porch 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Im so horny and leaky and high and stupid and gross. Im 8 hours in today and my new favorite thing to do is put on an adjustable cockring way too tight and let precum build up, when I release the cockring it shoots out like cum. I lay in a pool of filth worshipping porn mommy 😵‍💫
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Gooner@GooningAlt69May 6
The best thing about weeks long edging is eventually perversion takes over and you stop caring. Stop worrying if you look like a desperate stroke slut, start wishing you had gooner written on your forehead for everyone to see. You want the world to know youre a masturbator 😵‍💫🤤😵‍💫
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Unintentionally took a break from gooning but holy shit does it feel good to be back. Relapsing always feels soooo good!! The pleasure is immense and the ferocity behind every stroke is unmatched 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 sink deeper and goon harder. Stroke. Edge. Leak. Repeat.
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Hnnngghhh fuck I’ve reached goon level PIED today 😵‍💫😵‍💫 took a boner pill right when I woke up and have been gooning all day. Pill wore off everything is so sensitive and feels so good!! Idc if my goonstick is soft, stroking it still feels amazing. I just want to watch more porn!!
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Look how disappointed she is!! You don’t want to let her leave feeling that way so pull your dick out like a real gooner and fucking stroke it for porn goddesses. Go for a new personal record every single day and remember, STAY GOONED 😵‍💫 Stroke. Edge. Leak. Repeat.
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Never give up your dream of becoming the nastiest and most perverted gooner on the planet. Fuel your addiction every second you’re awake so that you dream about porn when you sleep. Listen to porn goddesses and just keep stroking 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Stroke. Edge. Leak. Repeat.
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