@Goose_MN

Don’t worry about criticism from someone you’d never ask advice from. Professional Yeller at the TV. Dirt Track Racing fan. #GoPackGo

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Joined August 2021
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We had to say goodbye to the best dog anyone could ask for. Thank you for 14 years and unconditional love. We will miss you Radar.
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Hey @Mr1stDown! What do you call 66% of a poop? Two turds! #dadjokes
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Hey @Mr1stDown! What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey! #dadjokes
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Kyle Tucker Enjoyer
@TuckerEnjoyer23Oct 25
Don’t run brewer fans…
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Belt to ass… just like GB did to Shitcago.
Bearsszn
@bearsznOct 24
Bears QB Caleb Williams is in attendance for USC vs Wisconsin 👀 🎥: @USC_Athletics
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Christmas is right around the corner. Anyone that would like to send this to me, let me know. packersproshop.com/sports-po…

Packers Sports Porch Goose

Bring game day charm to your front porch or garden with this Metal Porch Goose Statue from Evergreen that comes with a Green Bay Packers goose uniform. This playful mini outfit turns this goose into...

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Probably also had a high comfort with Hurts playing with blood clots after being up for 36 hours straight. What a joke.
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 22
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said Wednesday he has a high comfort level in the New Orleans Saints and Pittsburgh Steelers safely playing in Paris on Sunday in light of the civil unrest there. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5023…

Goodell comfortable with security for NFL's Paris game

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said Wednesday he has a high comfort level in the Saints and Steelers safely playing in Paris on Sunday in light of the civil unrest in the city.

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Don’t blame him @Mr1stDown. Playing for a team that barely wins games can lead to strange behavior.
ProFootballTalk
@ProFootballTalkOct 21
Multiple published reports indicate that the Titans released DT Jordan Elliott five days after an incident in which he went to his car to get his gun following an altercation with a teammate. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

Reports: Titans released DT Jordan Elliott after he went to car to get gun

Multiple reports detail a situation that could have turned into a tragedy.

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Hey @TwillysTakes, I played your game. Wanna take me on? #Pigskin5 4/5 — 2026-10-19 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 5,100 pts · 3.0s avg Daily Streak: 🫡 1 I need backup… you try. #GoPackGo | pigskin5.com

Pigskin5 – Daily NFL Trivia Game

Daily NFL trivia: 5 questions, 15 seconds each, new quiz every day.

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During a Falcons game, on the road, during an injury timeout. More embarrassing than being carted off the field for a pulled hamstring. Stay classy Shitcago.
Courtney Cronin
@CourtneyRCroninOct 18
Entire Atlanta bench has emptied on the field as trainers are efforting getting Kendal Daniels on the cart. Bears players are telling fans chanting “Green Bay sucks” to stop doing that.
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Hey @Mr1stDown! Did you know that Irish chili only has 239 beans in it? Adding one more would be too farty. #dadjokes
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Hey @Mr1stDown! Do you know why the British pronounce it Bri-ish? Cause we threw their tea in the harbor. #dadjokes
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Hey @Mr1stDown! A cement truck was stolen overnight in Bloomington. When police chief was asked about the incident, he replied, “We have a few leads, but nothing concrete.” #dadjokes
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Hey @Mr1stDown! Three golf clubs walk into a bar. The putter orders a beer. The 9 iron orders a Jack and Coke. The bartender asks the third club if he would like a drink. The club replied. “No thanks, I’m the driver.” #dadjokes
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Hey @Mr1stDown! I made a paper airplane, and it’s having trouble taking off. Turns out it’s just stationary. #dadjokes
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Hey @Mr1stDown! A mention of the Titans! Good news, the Bears reset a bad stat day for your team.
Aaron Nagler
@AaronNaglerOct 11
Matthew Golden posted a career-high 123 receiving yards on six catches vs the Bears and teamed with Christian Watson to become the first Green Bay duo with six-plus catches and 120-plus receiving yards each since Davante Adams and Jordy Nelson did it vs. the Titans in 2016.
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Update?
Fitz🍀
@CheapSeats411Oct 11
Bears played poorly and everything went right for Green Bay in the first half and yet the Bears are only down 7. We’ve got them right where we want them. 🐻⬇️
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Hey @Mr1stDown! A ghost walks into a bar. Bartender says “What are you here for?” Ghost replies “I’m here for the boos.” #dadjokes
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Hey @Mr1stDown! My wife and I went to see a magician last night. He spoke only in Spanish. He said he could disappear by the count of three. “Uno, dos,..” and poof. He disappeared without a tres. #dadjoke
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NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 9
Jerry Jones hasn’t been this mad since Brown v. Board of education
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