@Gormogons

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 Castle Gormogon
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Joined December 2009
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Silverfoxdude@silverfoxdude15h
I straight up think Lynda Carter was sexier in this than she was in the Wonder Woman outfit. The Muppet Show: Lynda Carter - The Rubberband Man 1980
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EaglesMuse
@eaglesmuse_7h
Saquon Barkley is injured but playing currently Tank Bigsby is on IR Will Shipley is on IR Dameon Pierce just got hurt Carson Steele is injured Elijah Mitchell might be the Eagles’ RB1 next week.
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Rx At this point, let all the starters be 100% healed before they see a football again.
Ian Hartitz
@Ihartitz7h
People are asking why Saquon is in the game like the Eagles didn't almost just kill Jalen Hurts like two weeks ago
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Rx The Defense performed?
David Marcus
@BlueBoxDave6h
Given the performance of Eagles D tonight I think we tank the season and get what we can from trades.
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Write Girl Problems@WriteGrlProbs10h
Teenagers really are like AI agents. You need to give them very specific detailed prompts to get them to do what you want and they’re still gonna find a way to hallucinate BS anyway.
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CZ Semper tempus est.
PoIiMath
@politicalmath8h
time to re-watch Tombstone
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GP I’m *everyone’s* Twitter crush. At least that’s what I tell myself as I cry myself to sleep at night.
PontistGirl
@PontistGirlOct 25
You're someone's twitter crush.
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee11h
Riots Fizzle Out As French Refuse To Protest More Than 32 Hours Per Week buff.ly/dBUpivo

Riots Fizzle Out As French Refuse To Protest More Than 32 Hours Per Week

PARIS — Fiery riots across the country ended suddenly on Saturday when participants refused to protest more than 32 hours in a given week.

babylonbee.com
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James McKeith
@freshprincephi16h
Jeremiah Trotter is living proof that people from Texas can be saved. 🦅
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PoIiMath
@politicalmath16h
I regret to inform you that the only political party who actually believes their own rhetoric is the Libertarian Party and this has had disastrous political, moral, and social consequences for everyone involved
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿John Wakefield🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿@JohnWakefieId18h
The Libertarian Party candidate for North Carolina state senate is currently in the midst of an armed chase and shoot-out with the cops, keeping us posted with live tweets:
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Mehrek
@mehrek14h
Replying to @Tanya_Sabrinaaa
Nathan Fielder: knock knock Elizabeth Holmes: *continues staring* Nathan Fielder: knock knock Elizabeth Holmes: im not sure I understand
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tanya@Tanya_Sabrinaaa18h
ELIZABETH HOLMES: so he took his nose? he really took it?? BILLY: she doesn't really understand the difference between fingers and noses NATHAN FIELDER: .................. that must be hard
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GP LOLOLOLOL. Please, tell me again how the WNBA is finally coming into its own, standing on its own two feet, worth watching, comprised of skilled athletes focused on the game, etc. Because only loser "pro" athletes end up playing their championship at 12:30 PM on a *THURSDAY.*
OutKick
@Outkick14h
The WNBA Finals Game 6 is being played at 12:30 PM on a THURSDAY?! 😭 @craigcartonlive says if Caitlin Clark were playing, there's NO WAY the league would be stuck with an afternoon tip-off. 🔥
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Coder CoderDyne
@CCoderDyne14h
"Nobody knows..." ...or cares... cc: @Gormogons GP, since I know you're a yuuuge fan of the WNBA.
ESPN
@espnOct 25
Nobody knows where or even when WNBA Finals Game 6 will be played despite a furious round of negotiations spilling into Sunday between the WNBA, NBA, Valkyries, Dream and Atlanta Hawks, sources told @alexaphilippou and @ramonashelburne: spr.ly/6015BH5Zyb
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CZ This is usually about the time you get a tweet from Puter like, "Rick Dees' "Disco Duck." Greatest song ever?"
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Matt’s Idea Shop
@MattsIdeaShop17h
Kalshi
@KalshiOct 25
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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Rx Market Forces Enter The Chat
USA TODAY
@USATODAYOct 26
The Atlanta Dream and Golden State Valkyries will play one of the biggest games of the WNBA season in front of 3,500 people without a late change. usatoday.com/story/sports/wn…

WNBA Finals Game 6 to be played at 3,500-seat arena barring last-minute relocation

The Atlanta Dream and Golden State Valkyries will play one of the biggest games of the WNBA season in front of 3,500 people without a late change.

usatoday.com
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Julie Borowski
@JulieBorowski20h
Replying to @Michele_Tafoya
Do not vote for Michele Tafoya for U.S. Senate in Minnesota. She will actually end corruption in the state. Her opponent Peggy Flanagan understands the importance of respecting cultural differences. xitter.cf/JulieBorowski/status/2…
Julie Borowski
@JulieBorowskiOct 23
I'm in line to vote for Peggy Flanagan for U.S. Senate in Minnesota! Wearing a hijab in solidarity. ✊ Let's face it. Minnesota hasn't been welcoming enough to Somalis. Only 84% of Somali Minnesotans receive government assistance? What about the other 16%? Peggy supports making undocumented immigrants U.S. citizens and expanding welfare programs. C'mon, surely Minnesota taxpayers can afford to cough up a little more. GET OUT AND VOTE, MINNESOTA.
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Rx Sure, but pan the stands the whole time...
Yahoo Sports
@YahooSports21h
Game 6 of the WNBA Finals in an NFL stadium would be TOUGH 🔥
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bri 🇺🇸@bri_anax20h
It’s still go birds 🦅 🏈💚 #flyeaglesfly
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