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{M y c r o f t H o l m e s} Minor Government Official. "All other men are specialists, but his specialism is omniscience." ㅤㅤ♡ & ↺ "I worry about him... Constantly."
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Why must I be surrounded by repressed men who feel all their feelings through football? Why can they not feel their repressed feelings through cases and violin concertos like a normal person?
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@sauvagelestat It was a terrible fate, to be made undead then returned to flesh in a new body. It had been months in the work, Mycroft pulling threads of the occult to make this occur. In the coffin was a metal container, in it was ingredients, sacrifices. Then it --
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-- was shoved into the furnace. Combined with the spells, they should birth Lestat a new in the mausoleum.
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Only if you promise to taser him.
About to taser one (1*) Sherlock Holmes, honestly. Mycroft, come get your brother.
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It's always so sexual with you people.
Replying to @GovernmentCroft
I’ve the British government bent over with its trousers down, Mycroft. You’ll be available for me whenever I say you are.
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Available but not for any of you.
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For my dear brother? Dead.
⠀⠀ @GovernmentCroft Are you dead? Did you finally have one too many puddings? SH ⠀⠀
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The darkness can descend, we can relish all the pain. I know it's what you love, because I love the same.
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I do not recall tequila being this strong.
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UGH. Where's the snipers?
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 30 Apr 2013 (via @twi_age).
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Utterly, mind-numbingly, bored.
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