GG

This isn’t happening.

Getting a coalition sounds terrible.

Pfft, time change. I’ll go to sleep at 6pm.

This isn’t a trauma bond. I have been in worse situations than this. Step up your game.

Her: What are you looking for Me: A positive attitude and good communication skills

Stephen Miller seems like a weird choice for a nanny, but whatever, it could be fun.

You’re freaking me out, like commercials with talking dogs.

I didn’t think I wanted to ever smell like citrus and cedar, but here we are.

Have you ever had to switch deodorants because the old one wasn’t getting it done?

I want the algorithm to read my mind, so I get it ladies.

This is one hell of a simulation.

Dating headline: Data Center

Recently the algorithm decided I might like uranium glass and octopuses, and damn it, I do.

It’s becoming less and less obvious who the bots are. What a time to be alive.

Who wants to be my equal opposing force?

So many bots out there, literally and figuratively.

You may not be single enough for me. I like them thirsty.