Giacomo Ciminello

Not sure why I was busting my ass at my previous job to get ticket times under 15 minutes when the modern @McDonalds can’t get there’s under 40 minutes. Drive thru should come with an oil change.

Tonight in Cincy, you can go to the drive-thru @Wendys where they ask you to park your car and come inside instead. But all the seats are up, they just want you to not use the drive thru, for whatever reason. It’s a next level experience

Is there a specific reason @Doordash is impossible to get on the phone?

The move of Sunday Ticket away from @DIRECTVhelp can’t come soon enough.

A shorn headed Hagglund are the balls Cincinnati needs right now @fccincinnati #FCC #matchday

As per usual, more @MLS bullshit at an @fccincinnati match

Nah, you know what? Sleeping giant my ass. Fed up with this @MLS. @fccincinnati about to plow through your politics. Make sure your boring ass #NYCFC squad makes it to the plane on time

When we say Ohio versus the world we aren’t kidding #FCCincy beat the pants out of @NYCFC and @MLS had to step in TWICE while their players ate time on their backs. Way to “lead” ya dicks

No really @mls I want a statement. That was the largest load of BS you’ve ever tried to spoon feed your fans. And that’s is an epically large history of BS

Dear @fccincinnati, why is the only hat worth buying “display only”

“I didn’t take evasive enough action” ok @StateFarm you wanna play this? My 4WD @subaru STI made the moves to avoid a complete T-Bone by one of your drunk clients. How do I know he was drunk? Besides the obvious tells, I’m a bartender. So put me on the stand. I dare you. #payup

Hey @ANOVOS, how’s that refund coming along? Been a bit of a year and I’m sure there’s a TON of people that would enjoy their money y’all stole back.

What’s interesting about the @BauerOutage situation is that nobody cares. It’s not interesting to go to a winning team. Could have changed a market, but instead just went to live in parents basement. Like. ok.

Here to hoping the @Giants go 0-16 and the flagrant disrespect Gettlemen and Co. have shown to this organization get shown the door. Darkest era in NYFG history

Solid #SGN this week by @johnkrasinski. I definitely feel there’s a timely RENT production to be had out of all of this...

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What’s a guy gotta do you get @FordsGin in Cincinnati? I mean seriously...

My level of contempt for @BevSpot right now has reached nuclear levels

$1 oysters all night, and I’m behind the bar. Let’s chill. — at Branch facebook.com/1220179943/post…