Jake

Alisson 😀😀😀😀

Fucking useless in 2018, even more fucking useless in 2019 @greateranglia

If I was a @SoundCloud user looking for a uni the @UniNorthants would be my last choice b/c of their ridiculously annoying advert, do 1.

@ASOS_HeretoHelp do any of your customer service team feel like answering the phone I've been on hold for 20 minutes...

Do you know what on time means? Literally every train this week has been late @greateranglia

Been commuting for 6 weeks & this is the 7th time my trains been delayed @greateranglia you are robbing people

Probs bitter cuz I wasn't there but the spaceport at @Bestival doesn't even look finished let alone a replacement for that famous boat

Does someone wanna take one for the team & overdose in the student finance head office so they close that down too?

Being a Liverpool fan is seriously not good for my health... Big up the boys though massive result

Who's been slipping mdma in his evening cuppa then

So my dads discovered Spotify & has turned into a full techno head 👀👀👀

Rum before racing in the Irish Sea was a bad choice 😷😷😷

Shaqiri son

Jokes if we win the euros now

I've got 20 gnat bites & a bent iPhone 6 & all you lot care about is the EU...

Where's your passion now bale you mug

My boy Dannyyyyyyyuuu

Kyle walker & Kane off for clyne & Sturridge