Please don't look at me.

Chicago, IL
Joined August 2008
Josh Fabian retweeted
CHICAGO: Go see John Mulaney (@mulaney) film his new special at Chicago Theatre. Get tickets: bit.ly/1DJzMbG http://t.co/eYE5mJuO15"
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Josh Fabian retweeted
I find myself still thinking about Ross F. a lot
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I guess I don't see myself ever having a 9-5 job cause that's... What.. Eight hours a day without masturbating?
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Josh Fabian retweeted
listen pal any movie that doesn't end with a hand popping out of the dirt can just get right the fuck out of my vcr
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Josh Fabian retweeted
"I like babies, just saying they live inside a host body and feed off it. That's a parasite...Yes, I could raise a tape worm and love it."
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Josh Fabian retweeted
freak people out in public restrooms by saying "come in" when they knock on the stall door
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