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Sodor's Greatest Locomotive

Joined January 2019
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How your Chinese gf looks at you before asking for state secrets
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People don’t understand that H1B Indian engineers is how you get more of this. Higher GDP means women spend more time and money on being attractive and dancing. More Ozempic, gym memberships, skin treatments, drug breakthroughs. It all comes from GDP. xitter.gq/justanazmomma/status/2…
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Going through an old folder and HOLY SHIT what a throwback
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Aquí podemos apreciar a un humano, enseñando a su cría a cazar.
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no data center is illegal on stolen land
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American football tends to be a test of two highly functional organizations to see which is even more efficient, like Walmart vs. Costco. Soccer tends to be a tragic struggle against the malignity of random fate, like Serbia vs. the Ottoman Empire.
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John Roberts convincingly shows that "birthright citizenship" is simply an inheritance of the American legal and political order, with long historical lineage, whether you think that's "good" or "bad." Nobody's stopping you from organizing a movement to amend the Constitution
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Techbro American Psycho where instead of comparing business cards they’re comparing their Asian girlfriends
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As a teenager reading about the decline of the Ottoman and Habsburg empires, I couldn't understand why they mostly just let it happen. Why not reform urgently, slash the bureaucracy, race to adopt the new technologies? Much less confused these days.
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being an Asian baddie at the Irvine spectrum is like being a gum ball in a gumball machine wtf is this place
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Most accurate part of Succession is the innate disgust the family has for Tom Wambsgans and his Midwest gentry servility, also fueled by their secret acknowledgement that he wants it more and the future belongs to him
Why do New Yorkers hate midwest transplants in particular
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It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.
Timothée Chalamet CANNOT BELIEVE the Knicks pulled off the comeback 😱
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There should be a pride stripe for white guys who only date Asian girls
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If ya nigga gotta ask for some head or sex .. you need to be cheated on.
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Things BLACK AMERICANS in the ATLANTA AREA enjoy: - POKE BOWLS WITH RAW SALMON - HAVING THEIR 4 YEAR OLD LEARN MANDARIN - ALO YOGA - DRINKING MATCHA - INVESTING INTO ROTH IRAs - SATURDAY AFTERNOON FISHING -DRIVING TOYOTA TACOMAS
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公式で発表ありましたのでお仕事宣伝です。 CATWOMAN #89 CVR E HOMARE SWIMSUIT CARD STOCK VAR こちら水着姿のキャットウーマンを描かせてもらいました。 6月発売なのかな? ショップで見かけましたらよろしくお願いします。
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New Yorkers when it comes to supporting the Knicks
Knicks Advance to the Finals
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“Lets play Overwatch”
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How Dubai works
Inside the Dubai bunker you’ve got: - Deano British crypto course seller. - Oksana the Eastern European influencer. - An Emirati sheikh who had to abandon his yacht. - Ranjeet who just finished a 13 hour shift.
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