Read 1984. Sitting by a fire. Stay fit.Get outside.Repeat. I was born and raised in a Canada that no longer exists. I Love the USA Be strong enough to be kind.
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Greg Cooper retweeted
A week ago today, I married the sweetest woman in the world. @obxdogwalker saved my life eleven years ago, and every day since she's shown me kindness and love.
We've supported each other through a lot of loss and tragedy, and she always makes me smile and feel like the most important person in the world. I sometimes find it hard to believe I'm so blessed.
God is good.
Greg Cooper retweeted
My toilet is fixed. Found a maintenance man at my complex. No he did not ask me out😂🤣
Also. Been thinking😂🤣I am getting close to being ready to find a companion. So far my list is 1) All teeth required 2) No criminal history. I am adding a third.
3) No toe nail fungus. I will be asking you to remove your socks and shoes to verify😂
You need to be able to wear slides/flip-flops without embarrassing me🙃
Is this too much of a list🫢😂
Greg Cooper retweeted
My Swiss friend was shocked to find out that his ancestors came from Transylvania...
Now he can’t even look at himself in the mirror.
Greg Cooper retweeted
i've been thrown from corner to corner of the room as a kid.
I've been pushed from stairs, broke all my front teeth.
i been drowned.
i been in coma for 2 week
i have 48 stitches in my skull.
My uncle throat was cut, etc etc.
So dont come threat me with your f* silly pocket knife
Greg Cooper retweeted
I like living in a smaller town. The other day, a guy was biking by my street, found a package on the ground with my address on it that had fallen out of a delivery truck. Instead of stealing it, he biked to my house and knocked on my door to give it to me. Bless
