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Teacher, coach, anonymous blogger. Assistant Director of the National Dad Joke Strategic Reserves

Watertown, CT
Joined June 2012
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Well, we haven’t finished counting ballots and already Democrats are infighting about stupid shit.
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This is…man this gives me more hope for this country than anything and I can’t quit perfectly saying why.
Must watch: Meet Chuck Hubbard, who is set to defeat Virginia Foxx in a safe Trump +18 district in North Carolina. Just a normal guy, he decided to run for office to stand up for his LGBTQ daughter and defend her rights in Trump’s America.
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Folks….
The scale of the Republican defeat is so great that it makes the race for the GOP presidential nomination wide open. If the administration had won a big victory, Vice President J D Vance would have had an enormous argument to be the inevitable nominee. Now, with this go-slow strategy blowing up in Iran and his defense of Vivek Ramaswamy's horrible, inhumane ad featuring his opponent's mother attacking her own daughter, a good bit of the luster has come off the bloom. The number of people who want to draft Secretary of State Marco Rubio is staggering. In addition, Ted Cruz, Tom Cotton, Ron DeSantis, Pete Hegseth, Glenn Youngkin, and a surprising number of people may decide this is their chance to take advantage of the chaos of the shocking defeat and seek to be the champion who can rescue the party and the country.
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New - 98% of the money musk spent in the midterms went to candidates who lost yesterday
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We did not forget....
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If Colom wins by like 10” votes, there are going to be a lot of proud aunties who emotionally coerced their nieces and nephews to the polls.
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If you’re in line to punch Nate Cohn and his fucking needle in the dick, go ahead and cut the line.
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Fuck - and I cannot stress this enough - all the way off.
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Falcons need to see if Baltimore wants Tua. For literally anything. If Penix gets hurt again you’re tanking anyway and you have Andy Dalton anyway.
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Really good thread
The only thing I'd say about Haley Stevens, who I knew pretty well in Congress, is that her actions have been neither principled nor opportunistic, just strange. I'd look more to experts in psychology than politics to explain them. But there are more important issues here. 1/
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The two Dan Sullivans in Alaska aren't half as wild as the two Haley Stevens in Michigan
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Ken Paxton farts right before leaving the elevator
Ken Paxton chews gum and sticks it under the table
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How da fuck was Florida ranked?
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All I keep thinking is that Gretchen Whitmer would be up 20 points.
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A.J. Giveaway! Repost for a chance to win this signed @ajterrell_8 mini helmet!
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Every Senate poll rn
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Christian Watson gets to the hospital, gets some sort of dye contrast imaging and is back on the field. Meanwhile there’s someone in the same ER with an arm they broken four hours ago waiting to be seen
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