I’m Greg Shaker Dammit

It's important to note that everyone has to find their own niche in life and that includes sports handicapping. Don't always follow the crowd. Remember, the guy that invented pants wasn't wearing pants ✔️

Ok LSU Fans. SHUT UP Enjoy your HEAUX

As Ole Miss fans we all have to realize the reason why Oklahoma fans are so upset. It is because the preferred mode of transportation in Oklahoma is a horse drawn carriage and horses Don’t generally work on Sundays.🤘

Has anybody noticed that UCLA fans Don’t really know how to be college football fans? But Colorado fans do?

My grandma passed away about 20 years ago. But before she died at age 92 she told me that drinking whiskey was why she lived so long So I asked her what was her favorite whiskey? She said “vodka“

CBB totals off to a good start this season after finishing +47.4 units last season and by far the best at Pregame. Nice one tonight and it is a later game GregShaker.com

I guess the moral of the story is never trust a quarterback, whose name begins with FAG

Finished last season in CBB with +47.4 Units which is by far the best at Pregame. I have my first Big CBB Total going tonight GregShaker.com

Me: Hey I’m just wondering when y’all are gonna put your Halloween candy on sale? Walgreens: We don’t know yet, sir and isn’t this the third time you’ve called? Me: Yeah. I’ll call back in an hour. 

SEC teams only lose to other SEC teams. Pretty much.

I don’t know why Handicappers that sell Picks use the word BOMB instead of NUCLEAR EXPLOSION Come on do better 💪

Just an observation. Mississippi State football team is TRASH Less cowbell

I have been pouring over college basketball all day today with the season starting basically Monday. We were +47.4 units last season and should be another good one 🤘 Pregame.com

Apparently, Ja Morant was POISON For the GRIZZLIES

My girlfriend told me today that she really really hates when I have an UNDER on a football game because cheering for punts just isn’t that fun