Freelance writer who creates content for businesses around the world. Former writer at Showbiz Cheat Sheet. Still unpaid for all content on Twitter.
Oregon, USA
Joined May 2009
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Edit: My new #SoundCloud account is finally live. “Whispered Thoughts”, and “Bring the Sights & Sounds (of Christmas)” are the official two singles through December: on.soundcloud.com/5cEclsIVwP…
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But, yeah, if you have a grand piano in a tighter-knit apartment, best to keep the lid down. That’s just common advice for—uh, a lot of things in your household. I’m just glad my neighbor friends don’t complain. Although puts more pressure to play well and not make flubs through everything I’m working on. #Piano
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My recent and new neighbors in my apartment told me this last week that they liked my piano playing. I told them I usually do a playing workout Friday nights, but skipped last night to play tonight. One way to keep your neighbors off-guard and prevent them from listening to you by my door as they say they do. #Piano
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But Miller just tore out the stake to his heart. And he still lives in the night like his boss.
#Midterms2026 #StephenMiller
In case you’re keeping score, Things that died this week:
The Republican majority
JD Vance’s political future
Election denialism
A Red Texas
Russell Brand’s freedom
Laura Loomer’s podcast
Trump on the ballot
LIV golf
Mike Johnson’s relevance
NY 21’s dignity
Katie Miller’s voting ability
The “manosphere”
Cyber trucks
Susie Wiles’s NDA
MAGA influencers’ Iran war support
“Total immunity”
Pete Hegseth’s sobriety
Mid-census redistricting
Elon’s $500 million
Vivek Ramaswamy’s concession call
TPUSA
Susan Collins’ “concerns”
But don’t worry…it’s nothing Stephen Miller can’t solve.
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The worst thing is he doesn’t get how hilarious it is.
#Squirrel
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I’ll play the full album soon since original holiday music is always worth the effort. I’m only concerned that what’s falling in your living room is asbestos.
#EmpathAtChristmastime #AlanisMorrissette
Ahhhhh it’s here.... 🥹🎄⛄🌟 my holiday album ‘Good Weather for Immaculate Conception’ is out now 💕 vmg.lnk.to/gwfic
i’ve been releasing little droplets to celebrate the holidays for years, but it feels SO GOOD to finally have a whole record full with so many amazing friends and collaborators with me 🎶🥹
The video for “To an Empath at Christmas Time” is out now, if you want to watch it on youtube youtu.be/gm9qAim5JuM
much love, always 🤶 from me and as always, mrs. claus xoxoxo
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Will Ferrell kind of did an unofficial mini-sequel by dressing as Buddy at a baseball game. He looked rough and smoking a cig. You don’t come to North America without paying the consequences.
#Elf #TheEdge
U2’s The Edge wrote an ‘Elf’ sequel, says Andy Richter:
“Somebody reached out to [producer Shauna Robertson] and said, ‘The Edge from U2 has written a sequel to ‘Elf,’ and he wants to talk to you about it. It’s the weirdest story, but apparently it was fully written. Somewhere in the world there is an Edge-penned ‘Elf 2’ out there… I would love for that to make the light of day. It never happened. It’s one of those things where she’s like, ‘All right, sure, I’ll meet him,’ and then it just petered out and never happened.”
variety.com/2026/film/news/u…
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There’s quite a few on the roads here in Salem, OR. The only thing I’m curious about is who’s behind the wheel. You can’t really see who’s driving. My guess is mostly guys—but if women, probably an annoying male passenger.
#Cybertruck #Tesla
The Tesla Cybertruck order backlog is currently far more than we can make before dismantling the line for Cybercab expansion around June/July next year.
We will add an extra shift to try to get all orders done in time.
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The aliens are going to Yep Yep Yep Yep when offered M&Ms on the White House lawn.
#SesameStreet #Aliens
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The compromise: Xwitter, Xwitter, Xwitter. Others call it Xitter with a SH. We’re living in a title/name hijack era, and it’s clearly not working. Everyone I know still calls this place Twitter, as do I. The irony is Trump’s people completely stole the Twitter design at Truth Social.
#Twitter #X
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You mean to say there’s a Cinderella out there employing tiny mice to create original slipper designs? Well, in all seriousness, thanks, Prada & Hermes. Based on how plastic AI is in creating things, they’d probably just create potato sacks for us in an AI regime.
#Prada #Hermes #AI
In recent weeks, luxury fashion houses Prada and Hermès have touted their human-made art projects in social media campaigns — even tagging the artists behind the work to showcase their authenticity. nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-…
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Yes. And no. What really matters is who won’t panic at the 11th hour before blasting off for Mars.
#NASA #Astronauts
Do you want to be an astronaut?
Applications are now open to join NASA's astronaut corps. Join us as we expand the frontiers of discovery in low Earth orbit, on the Moon, and beyond — apply by Dec. 3: go.nasa.gov/4iGqLqu
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I’m trying to plan the next phase of the song distribution promotion. This coming week, I’ll sign up for Spotify and Amazon Music for Artists to claim my artist profile. Also, you can send to Spotify editors that way. Groover is also a great service where you can connect with industry people for—uh, a few dollars. #Songwriting
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Part 12 of The Human Project is now live. My take on the AI killing humanity argument: gregbrianwriter.com/2026/11/… /Next will be a blog segue to promote my new songs, followed by Part 13, a holiday piece about AI agent naughty vs. nice lists.
#AI #Technology
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I’m one who thinks AI agents are too smart to just mimic what we fear or imagine. They’re going to do something we can’t even conceive of right now. In my view, it’s something much slower and gradual than a sudden plug pull. Although I’m still expecting temporary outages.
#AI #GeoffreyHinton #Chernobyl
JUST IN: AI godfather Geoffrey Hinton warns of a coming “Chernobyl”-style disaster caused by AI, potentially crippling power grids & financial systems.
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Druski Does Elizabeth Holmes Whiteface In 'Dru Can See Everything' Sketch During 'SNL' Debut deadline.com/2026/11/druski-…
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