I didn’t even use twitter right. threads.net/t/CuXaVluJ_AE/?i… Lol

I keep thinking the slushy machine in my peripheral is a creepy entity staring me down.

Popular radio and bro bar hits from 2010+ is the equivalent of corny 1970s disco hits.

For all the young designers out there: What good is being the smartest in the room if no one wants to be in the same room?

If you are a @NHLBruins fan at the Montreal game and you are not cheering for the legend Lafleur I question if you truly love the game of hockey.

Craig Smith is caffeinated David Krejčí. #bostonbruins

Hey @fenwaysports you better make sure I see @MoSalah in red. I lost Brady, I lost Krug and I will not lose Salah. #figureitout #showmethemoney

Some of you designers have never worked in retail and it shows.

The person or people in charge of the soundtrack for @LetterkennyProb is a goddamn national treasure.

Best part of @espn @NHL broadcasts is when they shut up and let us watch the game in peace.

I think “uplevel” is my least favorite corporate jargon. There is nothing wrong with saying “level up” and now I see people using “upskill”… we ought to leave this world behind…

Did a fun little design between the kiddos naps. Go support some awesome people!

When presenting anything to anyone, please stop going up in pitch at the end of every sentence or phrase... I am begging you. It is unbearable to listen to, and I'm not actually hearing what you are saying.

Hey Twitterverse, does anyone know of any UX/UI or product designers who are looking for a long term gig with a really dope agency? Please if you may know of someone.

I will be taking a long hiatus from my independent design adventures. If you want to work with me and are willing to wait an undisclosed amount of time, feel free to message me and I'll respond when my books open again. #dadtime

Today, for the first time in my entire design career since 2006, I must pay for my Adobe Subscription.

Let’s go team that shall not be name! Let’s go that team! #StanleyCup

Anyone wanna give me some troll combat lessons? I’m apparently really bad at it and say “bro” far too much.

Tuukka Rask suffering from “Retireeitis” a common illness with symptoms including blowing it.