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.@EuropeanWax hello, now that quarantine is pretty much over I have a butthole that needs some serious tendon for to. Are you open in Philadelphia? #COVID__19 #silkysmooth
.@PlanetFitness Hello, even tho the gym is closed due to quarantine our trainer Greg has set up a tent in our basement for me to sleep in while he can give my wife 24 hour service. You guys truly are the best! 🥰 #fitfam
.@PlanetFitness My trainer Greg sent my family a Christmas card which was nice, but it was a picture of me and my family on a trip to the Bahamas and he simply pasted his face over mine and it’s February...
His motivational techniques are on another level. #FitFam
.@PlanetFitness I have decided to go back to my old trainer Greg as no else has given me a #pump as good as he has. My ex wife says the same thing. #fitfam
.@PlanetFitness hello, my new trainer Andre told me to show up in my new workout attire that I got for Christmas so I showed completely nude as I did not receive any gifts because YOUR TRAINER GREG STOLE MY WIFE AND FAMILY. Long story short I did not get to exercise today #fitfam
.@AlcoholicsAnony Hello, do you have any intro memberships? Am I allowed to join to your group just to get people to stop peer pressuring me to drink? Please advise
.@PlanetFitness Hi, ever since your trainer Greg stole my wife and whole family I have begun working out with your trainer Andre and he promises to “make my glutes pop”. Looking forward to new year new me! #fitfam
.@PlanetFitness in 2019 I got in the best shape of my life but lost my wife to ur trainer Greg. I guess you win some lose some. Here’s to 2020!! #FitFam
.@PlanetFitness my trainer Greg calls me “Cuck” even though my name is Chuck. Lol we have the best relationship. He calls my wife “Wifey” tho which is a bit weird. Oh well. #FitFam
.@PlanetFitness hello, my trainer Greg invited my wife to a “Friendsgiving” but it’s just those 2 and it’s at a fancy Italian restaurant. Very nice of him but isn’t that considered a date?
.@planetfitness hello, I don’t see the need for my trainer Greg to come to my Thanksgiving to “carve the turkey and properly thank my wife” but I guess it’s nice of him #fitfam
.@realDonaldTrump Hello, can you please pass a law that makes @ladygaga and Bradley Cooper have to be married. GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
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.@indeed for Halloween at work I dressed as my boss’s favorite employee.
And then we made passionate love. He was gentle with me. #halloween2019
.@Charmin hello, I saw some #teens walking around with toilet paper tonight. How nice of you to have high school brand ambassadors. Cc @PhillyPolice
.@PlanetFitness your trainer Greg sleeping with my wife was a great outside of the box motivational tactic. #FitFam
.@PlanetFitness my trainer Greg texted me to “Prepare to get jacked today” so I show up with a massive erection and your manager asks me to leave the premises...can you please clear this up? #fitfam
.@planetfitness its nice that our trainer Greg is allowed into the female sauna to keep my wife company. I have to wait like an hour but gains equals pains am I right? #fitfam