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Anyone rushing to any conclusion right now is an idiot.
The only one that is true is Trump just won 10 more points nationally for how he handled that. Like it or not. That's basically the only guarantee right now...
"May you live in interesting times."
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A county of 17,000 people accounts for a third of the forfeitures in Nebraska. Drivers are given a choice: give up their cash, or be taken to jail, charged with a crime.
Incredible piece from Seacrest Greater Nebraska reporter @nataliaalamdari.
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I was asked to teach as an undergraduate, was promised a teach out that never came, was told my hours of work couldn't be counted as it would have required benefits, and signed a contract to teach only for the next day to be revoked based on errors the college had done...
.@BankoftheWest playing an "April Fools" prank by having their whole digital infrastructure fail. Now anyone who banks with them has no access to their accounts.
I have a feeling a "bank run" is going to happen on them come Monday morning.
It's me. I'm running.
Saw a woman pull into a parking lot at night, get out, and jog to a port-a-potty.
It's -8F out right now.
I don't know what demons she's fighting but I hope every and all deities are assisting her in that one.
As the username is written as well as the verified mark this is without a doubt a real tweet from THE Elon Musk.
This 8 dollar veri-fee is really going to make sure no one can pretend to be someone else!
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This is, by far, my favorite pumpkin I have seen this year.
And no doubt that pumpkin will be sitting in the front row.
"Exceptionally well-said" he calls an article that refers to the Ukrainian war as "Woke War III."
The article could not be more biased. The author even admits to Musk being a friend.
A narcissist calling an opinion piece that strokes his ego exceptional.
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I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present
(Via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE )
I teach a class on how to build a spaceship. This is one of the absolute coolest representations of a ring system I've seen to show living in space. 10/10
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If you're at the airport and not evaluating the people on your plane for your survivor team if you crash and are stranded... What are you doing? Reading? Fucking dork.
*New Pokemon Ceruledge Announced*
Me: "I don't know. The humanoid ones always look weird so I don't think I like-"
*It's A Ghost Type*
Me: "It's fantastic. Honestly amazing. Cannot wait to have it."
Did an icebreaker activity where the barter for items. Points were given for creativity. What I was given:
*A Mudkip Pokemon Card
*A collection of left shoes only
*Birth control
*First week trauma
*Sarcasm
It was great.
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Possible biomarker for long COVID suggests some people with the condition never fully cleared the virus bit.ly/3v9A6zl













