@Grink

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Joined November 2008
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Let me set the battlements on fire.
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Accept no substitutes.
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Please don’t believe all this UFO horseshit. They are ours. From Earth. Pretend it’s theater bc that’s what it is.
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Dentists collect plaque and the sell it to other countries where they make sausages et al.
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Keep your enemies close and their balloons even closer.
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These balloons are just providing Tic Tok updates.
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Tried pot. One time.
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Bit concerned with this MRI.
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Found out my mom lied to me my whole life and I was born 10 years later than she said. #rough
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Can you cook a hot dog on a heating pad?
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All original parts. Permanent patina. One of a kind. $1500
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This sums up the last 3 years.
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What is the opposite of Bonsai?
Are you supposed to hate every character in Succession?
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Hook a hot water line to your toilet. Trust me.
Shitting my pants
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Noah@BBQAssman21 Jun 2022
Remember, if someone young and healthy dies unexpectedly, it is improper to ask about their vaccination status. That question is only for important occasions, like entry to restaurants
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