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Psycho with a chainsaw 19 Not associated with Evil Dead

Somewhere
Joined May 2026
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You probably know how the story goes by now. The Necronomicon Ex-Mortis aka The Book Of The Dead has been nabbed up by someone and me aka The Chosen One Ashley J. Williams has to go get it before hell breaks loose. Knowing my luck it already has.
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Collect the pages and deliver them to me please?
Aren't you a book How did you get here
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Damn i'm gettin' some crazy deja vu but also the hair on the back of my neck is standing up. Keep watch spandex...
First off don't Call me a kid. second I know where it's at i'm heading there now Follow me
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Hey kid i'm looking for a....hotel or something. You know where it is?
Replying to @lilgraysowonder
Well I didn't expect to see another human down here.
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Damn this place is definitely 5 blocks away from normal street. What the hell am I doing here?
Replying to @VelvettesDust
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//Takeover ended because event stuff. Death will be back eventually
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How interesting...
By My Black Hand... The Dead Shall Rise
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I know it. I've been watching your journey since the beginning.
Wait… you really thank that?
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//Fuuuck i didn't back up my ash layout
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Of course, not in fact i'd say quite the opposite. You're an exceptional person.
So I’m not here because I did anything wrong, right?
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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...anyways believe it or not I don't take too much joy from people's end. Mostly due to their dislike of seeing me after it happens.
“…PHEW! I’m sorry, but I thought youweremadaboutthefactthatigotresurrected.”
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Hal Jordan the flirt...
Y'knowz my mom always told me the wild girls were the ones you had to avoid if you didn't want trouble. To bad I love Trouble.
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Your will power shines through the universe it's quite impressive. Don't let it get to your head though or else you'll be seeing my face again too soon.
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Trust me when I say that you are very much alive and you have a lot of life ahead of it. As for Carnage...i'll let you see for yourself.
Well, to be honest ma'am, I barely remember anything about myself. There's this psycho named "Carnage" that somehow brought me back to life and as far as I can tell, I feel like my mind's scrambled. I don't even know if I'm truly fully alive...
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It's good to see you, Alex. I've been watching you for a while. Your life is a tragic masterpiece that I can't keep my eyes off of.
Replying to @Drhakio
" Beside how long of you standing here like while ago ?"
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Oh yeah, I guess you wouldn't remember this place, would you? This is my realm the Sunless Lands. Think of it as your first stop after you pass.
I... guess that's quite comforting. Would've hated to be dead again after coming back to life not so long ago. And... what is this place, exactly?
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If you ever feel like you've been forgotten by the world just know that i'll never forget you in fact I never forget anyone.
"Yeah.... People still put me up as either Sonic's Girlfriend, or the Former Commander of the Restoration." "They kind of forget I'm Amy Rose also..."
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It's fine Tax. Your permanent fate is already written so when you do temporarily die it doesn't bother me.
"Uhhh so,how does it work for you when people get revived?Is that kind like,a bad thing for your job?I die and get revived pretty often so I hope you're fine with that"
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So you can relate. It's not exactly easy to talk to people being Death after all.
"Tell me about it. Getting out there while being a Commander of the Restoration." "Getting out to meet People became scarce. It was really refreshing at times."
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Well it can be a hassle, but I love it. Meeting new people is always enjoyable.
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