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Joined March 2009
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Rock Band 4 later this year? How do I still avoid playing with @sjam613?
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This has been a bad summer for cycling. Nothing but rain for the past month it seems. Century and fondo plans out the window
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After 35 minutes in this airport, I am confident nothing good is either in nor came from Chicago.
Dear Comcast, as soon as FIOS build out is complete, you are a goner. Won't miss my Internet crapping out on me every time it rains
The fios buildout in my neighborhood can't come fast enough. Comcast keeps crapping out on me this morning
I just realized it's been a few years since I've changed my name on #Live. I'm overdue.
Bought an elliptical. Today's workout, moving and putting it together. Tomorrows, a run because I don't want to be first on the elliptical
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It was a pretty brisk morning up her in New England. Got an AM run in anyways. Pretty proud of that.
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Actually decided to break out the mountain bike today. it's damn hot out there, but was a lot of fun. May do a ride on the road tomorrow
Great job Fredericksburg.com, now in addition to your horrible content, you've introduced ads that make your mobile site unreadable.
I was delivered a phone book today. A phone book, really? Are we in 1985? If you aren't on google I'm not calling you.
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@Groovyelm: And to preempt @sjam613, I wasn't the guy cooking. And @Juddley, fuck off, in that friendly way we always mean that
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I thought it was pretty tough to ruin hot dogs. Evidently it is possible to have them both burnt on the outside and cold inside.
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Today was the first day this season I felt like I conquered the hills on purvis road with my trusty @FeltBicycles. #tryingtogetbackinshape
As the first order of business for the new job I just accepted, I ask for a vacation day for day 1. #startingitoffright
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For my friend @hillusmc. Got in a solid ride this AM. Been a good week with several rides on the bike, the Felt no longer feels neglected.
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The newest member of the Mortimer family.
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Being late is a great way to tell all of your coworkers to kindly fuck off
Damn it I accidentally bought seeded grapes. Who in their right mind eats these things intentionally?
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