@GrumpyAgencyGuy

Just a bloke who’s kicked about enough media agencies for long enough to know what’s wrong with this industry.

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Joined January 2019
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Apropos of nothing, here’s a list of the types of agency people. They’re in every agency. You work with them, don’t you? Who have I missed? Tag your colleagues 👀🙂 #agency #advertising #media #agencypeople
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To the comments….
Em@irreductible_EmOct 24
Had a hour conversation with my mum who could not comprehend that you need a visa to come work/live and or study in the U.K. from France. Yep that’s what #Brexit does to you
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We fucking told you.
Cut My Tax
@CutMyTaxUKOct 23
The Laffer Curve strikes again. Rachel Reeves’s absurd increases to stamp duty have backfired after tax receipts from property sales above £5m fell by £541m in the 18 months following her 2024 budget when she raised the second-home stamp duty surcharge to 5%. Data from estate agents Knight Frank show that in the 18 months subsequent to the budget, the number of sales above £5m dropped by 14% from 2,569 to 2,208, when compared with the 18 months before the budget. Of course it is not just the stamp duty that is lost but also the economic activity that accompanies the property transactions. Reeves has just signed up to the Chartwell Speakers agency to sell speeches for money. Surely for anyone to buy a speech from her is a badge of idiocy?
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Imagine if some Europeans ran this. I guess they’d just get everything right all the time and it would be kind of dull. The level of ‘experts’ they have on here… 🤣
Drop A Pin Show
@DropAPinShowOct 23
Top 5 countries on the Global Biodiversity Index
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I bet it doesn’t
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
JUST IN: Microsoft develops new AI tool that diagnoses complex medical cases more than twice as accurately as general physicians.
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Poor kid. Never had a chance.
Mary Harrington
@moveincirclesOct 23
Replying to @moveincircles
thetimes.com/article/4e09e57…

‘I’m a gay, single, surrogate dad — and proud of it’

Hairstylist to the A-list, George Northwood has a successful business with supermodels, Vogue editors and Gwyneth Paltrow as clients. But one thing has always been missing from his life. This is his...

thetimes.com
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Yay! Theft!
Mike_the 🐐🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Youngm831Oct 23
💀😆😆😂🤣
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Yeah. Anyone talking videos of his Rolex and American Express gold card has COMPLETELY misunderstood the point of the post.
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Tom Goodwin
@tomfgoodwinOct 23
What if companies focused on growth and revenue increases and not cutting costs And governments focussed on cutting costs and not tax revenue growth
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Ekaeo
@EkaeoqOct 22
Today on the wrist: The world's most boring, unimaginative watch money can buy.
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Hey everyone - this guy has massive holes in his life and personality and needs your attention. Please give him some.
W W@bertiewooOct 22
Replying to @GrumpyAgencyGuy @idahosun1989
Hmmmmm I have a major collection of Daytonas and Lange & Sohne. Some worth over 6 figures. I must be very stupid.
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But this is exactly why I don’t want a cheap watch….
Shane Anderson@Shaneand91Oct 22
Replying to @GrumpyAgencyGuy
I have a $30 Casio that I love. Cracked the lens the first day I had it and didn’t really care
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Many such replies. 🙄 The watch equivalent of ‘can anyone recommend a bike?’ - ‘get a car you twat!’
Graymeeguts@GraymeegutsOct 22
Replying to @GrumpyAgencyGuy
Pro tip: spend the money on a decent cellular telephone instead. I hear they have clocks on them these days... 😝🤣
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Oh dear.
Randy Van Warmer@AManWithAClueOct 22
Replying to @GrumpyAgencyGuy
What percentage don't give a fuck, you silly cunt?
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I don’t have a fragile enough ego to carry a stupidly expensive watch on my wrist, but it also seems that as ever there are very little decent mid range options. I don’t need a £15k Rolex. Nor do I want a £49 Sekonda. Anyone recommend a high quality timepiece for £500-1k?
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Replies to this are brilliant. Loads of opinions: 80% helpful. Great debate, really good advice. People love watches! 15% fragile egos 🤣 5% first day on the internet And thank you but Apple, G Shock & Casio are not my style. Will let you know what I end up with
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Replies to this are brilliant. Loads of opinions: 80% helpful. Great debate, really good advice. People love watches! 15% fragile egos 🤣 5% first day on the internet And thank you but Apple, G Shock & Casio are not my style. Will let you know what I end up with.
Grumpy Agency Guy@GrumpyAgencyGuyOct 22
I don’t have a fragile enough ego to carry a stupidly expensive watch on my wrist, but it also seems that as ever there are very little decent mid range options. I don’t need a £15k Rolex. Nor do I want a £49 Sekonda. Anyone recommend a high quality timepiece for £500-1k?
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Alan Jennings@AlanJen44344202Oct 20
Replying to @Free_ByTheSea
Andy Burham will be setting up an inquiry to find out for definite 'who framed Roger Rabbit'
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FreeByTheSea
@Free_ByTheSeaOct 20
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has finally recognised the public’s frustration that socks go missing in the laundry. He’s introducing the Triple Sock Bill — making it compulsory for every sock to be sold in threes. Our futures are secure. 🧦🧦🧦
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Den.
@denpapwp123Oct 20
Andy Burnham has announced that the No 54 bus to Ancoats is running 10 minutes late.
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A worrying number of people think that giving people 10 minutes of free parking is important whilst the world figuratively (and literally in France’s case) burns. You fucking idiots. Can’t you see that David Brent is running the country with no mandate and no clue!? Cunts.
Grumpy Agency Guy@GrumpyAgencyGuyOct 19
Can someone tell this cunt that he’s not in charge of Manchester Parish Council anymore?
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