@GrumpyDodgerFan

i don’t know how to mix *any* drinks.

 On a mote of dust...
Joined August 2015
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...let me rephrase that: good morning to the fans of *the only* baseball team playing >.700 ball. ...your club’s playing <.700 ball you say? Gosh. Hate to see it. 😎
JUST YOUR EVERY NOW AND THEN REMINDER THAT SAFETY GEAR IS IMPORTANT BETWEEN THE LINES. CUP CHECK!
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any of the old gang still around?
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Freddie Freeman now on pace for 162 HR in 2025.
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I think the subtle flex here is how much room they made to the left for more. ⚾️🏆
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@DodgersNation27 Mar 2025
THE DODGERS HAVE UNVEILED THEIR 8TH CHAMPIONSHIP SIGN! Nobody does it like LA.
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ERMAHGERD THE SAN DI-AIGO RAINBOW SHERBETS WON THE WORLD SERIES OF MAY! WEN PARADE?!?!?
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Imma go out on a limb and say Ryan Pepiot isn't going back to OKC any time soon. #Dodgers
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I know there’s just no way the crowd at this game wasn’t going to be lit up, but after all these years imagining what it would be like, I think it’s putting the most pressure of all on Walker Buehler to be perfect and give up nothing…and that’s not a great recipe for success.
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fast forward to 2023 post season: With all that’s gone on with Dodgers pitching, he may end up asked to be perfect again, at least insomuch as his twice repaired elbow can handle. Oi vey. 🤦‍♂️
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PLEASE RETWEET - Friends don’t let friends (or even Padres fans…i mean, have some humanity) watch Kay Rod pretend they’re broadcasting the game.
GrumpyDodgersFan, pending physical@GrumpyDodgerFan7 Aug 2023
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you are viewing Dodgers-Padres today via this insufferably bad “Kay Rod” podcast style show where they’re largely ignoring the game, you’re unwittingly on ESPN 2. Switch to Regular ESPN stat - before you punch your TV. That is all.
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you are viewing Dodgers-Padres today via this insufferably bad “Kay Rod” podcast style show where they’re largely ignoring the game, you’re unwittingly on ESPN 2. Switch to Regular ESPN stat - before you punch your TV. That is all.
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Angels’ Skipper Phil Nevin: “what we need to do here is walk Mookie. That’ll take care of things” (Dodgers hang 4 runs on them instantly) next night… “what we need to do here is walk Mookie. That’ll take care of things” (Dodgers hang 4 runs on them instantly) 🤣
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PHIL NEVIN HAS ANGERED THE BASEBALL GODS AND BEEN PUNISHED FOR THE SECOND NIGHT IN A ROW. THOU SHALT NOT WALK MOOKIE BETTS IN QUESTIONABLY COMPETITIVE SITUATIONS. @Angels @Dodgers
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I haven’t tweeted in ages but just wanted to come back to say: Brusdar Graterol is not the answer. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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JFC for all in ⚾️ that is holy: Can John Smoltz take a f**king breather? He never stops talking. 😣
help me out here @molly_knight - as the broadcasters debate a pithy nickname for a Dodgers Padres series and “the I-5 series” is just…no: How about “The Sunset Series”? 🌴🌅🌊🌴
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‘tis the season when Dodgers fans that booed Kenley Jansen learn that ever closer is an adventure when you watch them pitch every night.
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That the Dodgers are the winningest team in baseball by 3 weeks’ worth of games. 👀
Mrs. Dingers@DodgerFoodie23 Jan 2022
DODGERS
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It’s important to review your takes sometimes and own it when you got it wrong. Phil Bickford pitched his ass off for the Dodgers and gave them way more than anyone could have asked for.
GrumpyDodgersFan, pending physical@GrumpyDodgerFan26 May 2021
Just remember all: Phil Bickford isn’t the answer to anything. He’s literally “the guy that was available”. That’s it.
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don’t tell me about positive vibes. The Dodgers are going to blow this game.
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GrumpyDodgersFan, pending physical retweeted
Bizarre Lazar@BizarreLazar14 Oct 2021
You don’t have a staffing problem. You have a management problem.
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somebody check in with @BravesAshland and find out if she's enjoying having all these Dodgers fans rooting her boys on today. :)
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