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Grow in superintendent and in-house architect of LaGusta National-opening in 2036ish???DM for membership inquiries. blocked by Patrick Reed

Joined May 2021
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Replying to @RiggsBarstool
Surprised you didn’t switch to Celsius this week
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Look what happens when you leave the circus behind you 🤡🤡@ProGolfCritic
In his first event since leaving LIV Golf, Jon Rahm shoots rounds of 65, 67, 66 and 67 to win the Abu Dhabi Championship by 2 shots over Tyrrell Hatton. It’s Jon’s first DP World Tour win since 2022 and the 25th worldwide victory of his career and it’s a record 6th Rolex Series title. Welcome back, Jon!
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I been tryin to tell the liv bots all along Phil and Bryson ain’t gonna fuck you guys but they’re still yappin
Replying to @lahey_jim69950
Mickelson isn’t going to fuck you, rube.
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Awwwww poor baby still crying about LIV laugh love bitch
Putting Adam Scott and EvR on the same sentence 🤡
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Putting Adam Scott and EvR on the same sentence 🤡
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I didn’t realize people got mad at what clubs other people use. I go D 3w 2-PW 54 58 but might play all woods if it bothers people
This new covidian technology has grown men out here hitting 9 woods into 170 yard par 3’s. #GamesGone
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Look at all the footprints, took them an hour + to do this
LIV golf may be officially dead but we’ll always have this moment
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Pro golfer wants to play with other pro golfers but play in amateur events for money. Got it
Would the internet invitational be better or worse if you replaced the 8 highest handicapped golfers there and added the 8 best players in the world?
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Theirs literally free clown golf on YouTube and liv paid $5billion for the same trash
Lots of conjecture to my last post & much has been said about the Saudis. What I’ll never understand is how their investment in many companies & sports was accepted gleefully, but was met with anger & vitriol when in came to Men’s pro golf. The gross hypocrisy was shocking to me.
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Come visit California we started this like 2 decades ago and nothing started
every ford f-150 is going to be melted down into a maglev
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On to the next!
? What about today’s news makes the pro golf 🌎 better now than 2019-21? The game is still ripe for more disruption & PE still has billions to spend on golf. IF LIV dies it just means less resistance for the next thing w/ learned lessons. Lots more to come no doubt. #OnToTheNext
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Thought we had good egg here but he scrambled such a shame and claims to be a +index🤣
Replying to @GrumpyGreenkepr
It’s laughable because he was begging for gimmies on these all day and was missing them.. and continued to complain they made him putt them out
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Here’s a guy outing himself scooping up 3 footers vanity cap!!!!!!!
Replying to @GrumpyGreenkepr
If you suck maybe then yeah sure …
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The best take on the internet if you think this is laughable you’re index is a clown index
I haven’t watched much of the @Internetinvite, but I have seen this clip going around of @shortgamekin missing a “short” putt. All I wanna say is if you’re a golfer who is used to giving yourself every single putt inside of 3 feet, then I’d understand how seeing someone miss one of these is laughable. But IMO, that length putt is not even remotely close to a sure thing. Especially with something on the line. Putt everything out. There is no such thing as a gimme.
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My daughter got a Canadian dollar for Halloween and when I pulled it out it was only $0.75 usd
‼️ ALERT ‼️ ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KID’S HALLOWEEN CANDY I JUST WENT THROUGH MY DAUGHTER’S BAG AFTER TRICK OR TREATING AND FOUND VANCOUVER CANUCKS TICKETS IN THERE
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Quitting on your employer who failed to LIV up to expectations, where have I heard this before? Loser take
I keep my hockey takes mostly to myself. But a guy from Michigan, making 9 million a year, and quitting on them is something. I hope the Wings never trade him and he spends the rest of his contract on his couch watching TSN hoping they will announce his trade.
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You got nothin here after such a hot take?????@acaseofthegolf1
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This feels like it was shot before Jesus because theirs no phones in sight
Back to 2011, when Avicii took over the Tomorrowland MainStage for the very first time and brought ‘Levels’ to the festival before its official release. 15 years later, the full set is finally available on YouTube. A legendary set, unforgettable memories, and music that still brings people together. youtu.be/IGaRF6dwRkQ You can also stream this set in the Tomorrowland App, alongside his iconic MainStage sets from 2012, 2014 and 2015.
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Guy I work w/ is to trigger by politics he started ordering his drinks with “frozen water cubes” because “fuck ICE”
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