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An 99 year old British gentleman arrived in Paris.
As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if he had been to France before and he admitted he had indeed been previously.
The lady scarcastially said then you should know to have your passport out and waiting sir. The gentleman said I didn't have to show it last time.
Impossible! The woman said, you British have always had to show your passports to get through here!
The man responded by saying , well, when I came ashore on
the beach on D Day in 1944, I couldn't find any f**king Frenchmen to show it to!
Wear your poppy with pride!
Michael Grumpy😎 🏍️ retweeted
The UK government is saying the country is ready for war. That we should be stockpiling food. I promise you that many of us don’t care. There’s so much nonsense we have to deal with already. We’re exhausted. These politicians should take themselves to the war they’re begging for
To my follower, I’ve heard that the govt will today advise people to buy a solar powered compass so folks can tell which direction the nukes are coming from! Don’t tell everyone otherwise shops will run out!
Michael Grumpy😎 🏍️ retweeted
The Star, Wetherspoons in Gosport refused me entry because I was wearing a poppy in my own country.
This is absolutely outrageous. Boycott Wetherspoons in Gosport!
Mad dogs & Englishmen in the midday sun or weekenders in the storm 🤣
🟠NEW: Storm Boelo knocks people OFF THEIR FEET as ferocious winds and driving rain lash Blackpool.
#StormBoelo
Rather breezy 🤣 up here!
BLACKPOOL TRASHED BY Storm Boelo #weather #stormchasing @BBCLancashire @DailyMail @5_News @Channel4News @Independent @weatherchannel 80mph WINDS! #StormBoelo - youtube.com/@stormchasernodr…
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