~Audio Book Author, Narrator and Voice Actor, TTRPG Writer & Streamer, Artist On Occasion ~Author of the Veil Riders, Drop Pod Green, and Emily Bronze

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Joined December 2018
At Guardbro's Field Desk, we have Human written and Human voice audio books that are free, with new chapters written every month. Any art produced is Human made as well, with not a single inch of AI used in any production. We have Scifi with Drip Pod Green: youtu.be/m8lReKjIrCA?si=NjD0… Isekai Combat with The Veil Riders: youtu.be/D7H7IBxKXcg Horror Dystopia with Emily Bronze: youtu.be/QjYiMy7Mzek?list=PL… And my own take on "Hogwarts" with Fire Team Kirameku Tsue: youtu.be/sYguhE4aVBA?list=PL… The only goal is to take you on an adventure, not to sell you a product. Join the discord and the over 1000 strong community! #audiobook #freeaudiobook #isekai #fantasy #scifi
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I actually have a question? Seeing the way the relationship between Malfoid and potter is going, will there be alterations to either “The Sectumsempra” scene or something having to do with Lucious Malfoy?
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I don't know what to say, y'all. Thank you so much for listening so much in less than a day! I'm so happy you're enjoying it and yearning with me.
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This is actually fucking sick. If anyone loves the scene with the singing suits of armor, you need to listen to this.
Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my great pleasure and privilege to present to you all my contribution to the Malfoid trend: The Ballad of the Singing Sallet. The lyrics were penned by @GuardTm as the song Harry and Malfoy dance to during the Yule Ball in his Malfoid rewrite of the series, and I composed the score with that scene in mind. Please yearn responsibly. open.spotify.com/track/6ypdx…
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Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my great pleasure and privilege to present to you all my contribution to the Malfoid trend: The Ballad of the Singing Sallet. The lyrics were penned by @GuardTm as the song Harry and Malfoy dance to during the Yule Ball in his Malfoid rewrite of the series, and I composed the score with that scene in mind. Please yearn responsibly. open.spotify.com/track/6ypdx…
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Only 10k words done today. Will be gone most of tomorrow with Family. See you guys monday as we finish book 4 and move on to book 5 with more Malfoid. Doc1: docs.google.com/document/d/1… Doc2: docs.google.com/document/d/1… Ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/94… Discord: discord.gg/TkgDma4CC Kofi: ko-fi.com/guardbro Art by @kyokky_WD
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Guardbro fans coming to support the goat
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War hammer
🇯🇵 I’m Japanese. Question for Americans 🇺🇸🔫 Of all the weapons you currently own… What’s your MOST powerful weapon besides a gun? 💪 ⚔️ A sword? 🏹 A bow? 🔪 A knife? 🥊 Your fists? Or something completely unexpected? 😂 Name ONE!
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「ギャップが魅力の不良お嬢様 Malfoid」 "Malfoid — A Proper Lady with a Rebellious Streak" ======================================= 以前投稿した「不良少女(タバコをくわえている版)」を少し修正しました。 『今』くわえているのは『棒付きキャンディ』ですよ! 棒付きキャンディ ですからね!!(笑) それと、元の投稿を取り下げた理由について、改めて説明させてください。 まず、私は誰かにいじめられたわけではありません。 今回の件は、あくまで自分なりに考えたうえでの判断です。 というのも、#Malfoid のファン層は、かなり幅広い年齢層に及んでいる可能性があると考えたからです。 確かに、以前投稿していたエルフシリーズには、飲酒や喫煙、NSFWの表現も含まれています。 ただ、あちらと #Malfoid では、閲覧数も見てくださっている方々の層も大きく異なり、単純に同じように考えることはできません。 それに、原作である『ハリー・ポッター』には、未成年のファンもたくさんいます。 そんな中で、「絵はとても綺麗だけど、タバコはちょっと……」という感想をいただきました。 それをきっかけに、私自身も少し真剣に考えてみたんです。 「もしかしたら、子どもたちにあまり良くない影響を与えてしまう可能性もあるのでは?」と。 もちろん、創作表現についてはいろいろな考え方があると思います。 ただ、今回は自分なりに考えた結果、#Malfoid のタグで投稿する作品については、少しだけ表現を控えめにしてみようと決めました。 どうかご理解いただければ幸いです。 そして、もう一度はっきりさせておきたいのですが、今回の判断は、誰かに強要されたり、攻撃を受けたりした結果ではありません。 私は9月にBlueskyから離れて以来、外部からの攻撃には基本的に反応しないと決めています。 ですので、今回の件についても、誰かに屈したわけではなく、私自身の意思で決めたことです。 どうか誤解しないでいただけると嬉しいです。 ----------------------------------------------------- I've made a few changes to my previous "Delinquent Girl Malfoid" illustration (the version with a cigarette). What she's holding in her mouth 『NOW』 is a 『LOLLIPOP』! A LOLLIPOP, okay?! (lol) Also, I'd like to clarify once again why I took down the original post. First of all, I was NOT bullied into removing it. This was entirely my own decision, made after giving the matter some thought. The reason is that I realized the audience for #Malfoid might include a much wider range of age groups than I originally considered. Yes, some of my previous elf illustrations have featured drinking, smoking, and even NSFW content. However, the reach and audience of those illustrations are very different from those of #Malfoid. I don't think it's fair to treat them as if they were the same. Besides, the original Harry Potter series has a large fanbase that includes children and teenagers. After receiving a comment along the lines of "The artwork is beautiful, but the cigarette isn't great...", I started thinking about it more seriously. I wondered whether depicting smoking in this particular context might have an unintended negative influence on younger viewers. Of course, I understand that people have different opinions when it comes to artistic expression. But after thinking it over, I decided that I'd exercise a little more restraint with the content I post under the #Malfoid tag. I hope you can understand. And I'd really like to emphasize this one more time: Nobody forced me to do this, and this decision was NOT the result of harassment or attacks from anyone. Ever since I left Bluesky in September, I've made up my mind not to engage with external attacks or hostility. So please don't misunderstand this as me giving in to pressure from anyone. This was my own decision, made entirely of my own free will. I hope that clears things up!
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🇯🇵 日本語 「……どうした、ポッター?」 「わたくしが優しくしたら、そんなに驚くのか?」 🇬🇧 English “…What's wrong, Potter?” “Is it really that surprising when I'm nice to you?” #Malfoid #ギャップ萌え #お嬢さん
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I ordered a wand from some guy in Italy but I think there might have been a mix up
im finally a real wizard !! 😸🪄 couldn't afford it myself... im beyond thankful @Rtas224 🥺🩷
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>In the graveyard vs Voldemort >Still thinks of Draconia >Lucius is visibly hesitating
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Light work on two chapters today. Be back at it tomorrow evening. Doc1: docs.google.com/document/d/1… Doc2: docs.google.com/document/d/1… Ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/94… Discord: discord.gg/TkgDma4CC Kofi: ko-fi.com/guardbro
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Got in a feed. Stream soon
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I got stuck in these things. Legs were too long and id slam my knee into the paper dispensers as well. I remember a local telling me to "origami" myself into one as best I could when they admitted their restaurant had a small toilet even for Japan. Lol
🇺🇸 America and friends around the world! Even the toughest Texas cowboy might be defeated by a Japanese toilet! 😂 America has massive pickup trucks, powerful V8 engines, and legendary BBQ. But Japan has high-tech toilets that wash your backside with warm water! 🚽 Once you try one, you might never go back to a regular toilet! Gentlemen around the world, have you ever tried a Japanese Washlet? KUNOICHI COMIC #15
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See y'all in a bit, gonna go clear the head
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I am looking for artists with the same ambition as me when it comes to Malfoid. I am going to be at this for weeks, rewriting the books, and the people reading it want art. I have money and the means, I just need you. The lads and ladies want quality art, and that is what I want to provide. If you are an artist that enjoys the Malfoid-verse as much as me, whether you are local or foreign, let's talk shop and get some work done together using my fic-rewrite as the basis for the art. Send me a DM.
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