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Long suffering Derby County fan, FPL tinkerer, Francesco Totti worshipper. Fuck Trump

Sheffield, England
Joined June 2009
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Lewis Hamilton visits the Rafah border 🇪🇬 to inspect aid meant for Gaza 🇵🇸 Lewis is forcing media to cover aid blocked from reaching Gaza 🇵🇸 Standing for the oppressed There are those with elevated positions who are silent to genocide Then there is Lewis Shining a light. 👏
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It’s now time to draw a line in the sand and move forward with John Eustace, give him the opportunity to finish the job. That second half was hopefully the turning point UTR
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Pleased for Eustace. He sounded genuinely emotional during that Sky Sports interview. Get some players back and slowly climb up the table. Clowes clearly believes in him #dcfc #dcfcfans
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Terrible first half. But to a man heroic second half. That was a squad playing for the manager. Turning point? We'll see... Up the Rams #dcfc #dcfcfans
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Actually push forward with some intent and we score. Simple. Can't play on the break with this back four #dcfc #dcfcfans
Absolutely fucking terrible. With every passing minute they've looked more likely. It's just an absolutely hopeless back four combined with zero attacking threat. So so bad #dcfc #dcfcfans
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Absolutely fucking terrible. With every passing minute they've looked more likely. It's just an absolutely hopeless back four combined with zero attacking threat. So so bad #dcfc #dcfcfans
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This wasn't that long ago, let's hope it turns around #dcfc
The gaffer is all of us rn. 🔋🎉
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Absolutely farcical situation playing whilst not fit. It's no wonder we're in the position we're in. Who is responsible for the amateurish approach this season? #dcfc #dcfcfans
🚨Number Ten 🚨 Derby County striker Sam Szmodics has become the latest Rams player to suffer a serious injury after limping off during Tuesday's 4-0 defeat to Norwich City. #DCFC
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Get @colin_gibson160 on the show for his insight and to tell it exactly like it is. He knows this club inside out. That would be quality broadcasting #dcfc #dcfcfans
With you at 18:00 for a midweek Sportscene Talk-in this evening. @MalChristie and @d_robinson71 joining us. #DCFC
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The club are saying nothing publicly/privately at the moment, but after that performance I would expect there to be serious discussions at Derby County today. #DCFC
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Sacking John Eustace might not make that much difference. Alarmingly bad at so many levels within the club. It could be too late to address all of it at once. Who does Clowes turn to for help now? #dcfc #dcfcfans
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John Eustace has made some puzzling decisions, has perhaps said some less than ideal things in media appearances, and you could argue his tactics all day - but those players let him down tonight. Many instances of players walking. Poor body language. And just being switched off.
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I’ll say it again. Eustace is the one who’ll carry the can but this is a failure of the collective. It’s time for a different direction under a new ring master.
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Was Max Johnston a Leigh Bromby signing? #dcfc #dcfcfans
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What's the problem at #dcfc? Eustace not playing talent IDd by recruitment for our 'style/system'? Bromby bringing in players Eustace doesn't want? Clowes getting staff structure/dynamic wrong? Fitness/medical staff for the ridiculous injury crisis? All of the above? #dcfcfans
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Here’s a story for you. We started filming without owning the title and had to do alternates. Taft Broadcasting owned the title Ghostbusters as part of their half-hour sitcom starring Larry Storch and Forrest Tucker (F-Troop) and a gorilla chasing ghosts. I had never heard of it. They didn’t have proton packs or Bill Murray. Columbia paid $500,000 to buy the name, but they really should have paid Dean Martin, from whom I first heard the term. In the film Scared Stiff (1953), he and Jerry Lewis (check out his acrobatic stair descent) are in an old haunted castle, and Lizabeth Scott asks Dean: “Who are you guys?” And Dean answers: “You’ve heard of Trustbusters and Gangbusters, we’re Ghostbusters!” For my research writing the first movie, I watched every single ‘ghost’ comedy ever made. Bowery Boys, Hope and Crosby, Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis all did such films. Happy Halloween 2026.
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Max Johnston has been an incredible waste of money #dcfc #dcfcfans
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After 8 Premier League games, Manchester United have a worse home record than the 2007/08 Derby County side. Derby also had 1 clean sheet through their first 8 games of what was, may I remind you, a season in which we gathered just 11 points. Meanwhile United have 0 clean sheets.
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Give the copywriter a raise. Immediately. 👏🏽
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She wins 🏆 the internet for tonight!
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