Matt Guest

Today marks 6 months sober. Not a drop of alcohol in 6 whole months. Did not think I’d be able to make it this far. Feel unbelievably better and actually quite proud of myself. To some this is a small thing but for someone who has struggled with alcohol… massive. #Sober – at Sydney, New South Wales

Lewis Hall must be doing his nut. Far, far too good for this side. #nufc

I think he gets a few more weeks and he’s gone. We’d need someone to steady the ship. Get us back to basics and work out what our best team is. Get us doing the basics well. We need a new striker in Jan, even if it’s a loan. #nufc

Awful recruitment. So many better players around who would have improved us. Why don’t we have a proper striker? We have nobody who can run with the ball and create anything? Nobody who is great at passing. Wingers are shite. Just bad all round. #nufc

Criminal how much we’ve spent and how bad our squad is #nufc

Can’t blame Eddie for walking. He knew the score. #nufc

It’s almost as though someone has cherry picked our best players and we’re left with the shite. #nufc

Looking at the bench, does not fill me with any confidence. Glaring lack of quality #nufc Just very, very poor recruitment. #nufc

Our team at the moment is like an Eddie Howe era weakened cup side. Lacking quality all over. We’re awful. #nufc

Same thing each week. Wide open with zero creativity. We simply can’t defend. Really, really bad. #nufc

WHERE THE FUCK ARE OUR DEFENDERS #nufc

When do we get these 100 boys then?

The Mrs said something this morning that stopped me dead in my tracks. Earth-shattering, brutal, unexpected honesty. She said “I reckon football (NUFC) makes you more miserable than happy” Fair fucks. You’ve got me there. Bang to rights. I’m dumbfounded. No comeback, whatsoever.

So Microsoft, Barclays - it’ll trickle down and we’ll see huge, huge job losses won’t we. Difficult times ahead, I fear. #MicrosoftLayoffs

Thank god for that! #nufc

Not only have we sold all our best footballing players and replaced them with average players, all our average players have regressed. #NUFC

No movement. Wingers are shite and offer nothing. No creativity. How have we spent so much money and look so poor. #nufc

What’s up with Pardo? #nufc

Come on boys! Good performance today please. We need this. Please! #NUFC