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You wanna know what DLC stands for? It means “Deadpool Living Comfortably!” | You’re my one thing, @KUNOICHIDOCTOR

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“I may be super, but… heheh … I’m nooooo hero.”
 Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️) (@GunFuMerc) profile picture Mercenary Barbie.✨ (Mentally Checked Out ✌️)@GunFuMerc5 Jul 2023
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—𝕳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒎𝒆 (@aranaeaenigmata) profile picture
—𝕳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒎𝒆@aranaeaenigmata9h
〔 𝚊𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚖𝚊⸸𝚊 〕 Not Patrick Stewart, man. . .
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"And to think my temper was awful. Fineeeee." An exasperated sigh as he performs the following; He goes on to hang his head, as his hands go as far as they can stretch without tearing from his torso.
Lady Deadpool .ᐟ (@ladykatanas) profile pictureLady Deadpool .ᐟ@ladykatanasOct 28
"Pretty sure your wingspan is far larger than that, Wade, buddy. You better make me feel wanted or I'm gonna make you feel lacerated."
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Makes sense. I dipped into the void for some time.
𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 (🇵🇸) (@_Teenage_Hybrid) profile picture𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 (🇵🇸)@_Teenage_HybridOct 29
Oh, I am. It's just been a minute since I was around for it.
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Did they all go to voicemail? Surely your outings cant keep you THAT preoccupied, Webs.
Spider-Man .ᐟ (@NYCwbster) profile pictureSpider-Man .ᐟ@NYCwbsterOct 28
. . . I uh— oh.
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"This any better?" He goes on to use both hands, moving them slightly away from his face.
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Lady Deadpool .ᐟ (@ladykatanas) profile pictureLady Deadpool .ᐟ@ladykatanasOct 28
“You widen those fingers right now or I’m gonna get snippy.”
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I get my kicks out of being abnormal, Carl. Thought you'd be used to my chaos at this rate.
𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 (🇵🇸) (@_Teenage_Hybrid) profile picture𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 (🇵🇸)@_Teenage_HybridOct 28
You are an interesting fellow, dude-
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VAMPIRE! Liz. (@LizzieBThorne) profile picture
VAMPIRE! Liz.@LizzieBThorneOct 27
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VAMPIRE! Liz. (@LizzieBThorne) profile pictureVAMPIRE! Liz.@LizzieBThorneOct 27
AU ! Halloween Event. Elizabeth Thorne.
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I had a feeling you'd agree, Knife.
🍉𝗔 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲... (@KnifeoftheTurks) profile picture🍉𝗔 𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗸𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲...@KnifeoftheTurksOct 27
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. . . You wouldn't answer my phone.
Spider-Man .ᐟ (@NYCwbster) profile pictureSpider-Man .ᐟ@NYCwbsterOct 27
Blink blink
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🤏 Testing her temper.
Lady Deadpool .ᐟ (@ladykatanas) profile pictureLady Deadpool .ᐟ@ladykatanasOct 25
"Diiiiid you miss me? Please say yes. Please say yes. Please say yes."
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Snickering.
𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 (🇵🇸) (@_Teenage_Hybrid) profile picture𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 (🇵🇸)@_Teenage_HybridOct 27
A little would be a bit of an understatement.
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I saw this by the local mall. Besides, im a little bored.
𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 (🇵🇸) (@_Teenage_Hybrid) profile picture𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 (🇵🇸)@_Teenage_HybridOct 27
What the actual hell-
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Merc.xn----r7am Fuck out the way iron man, Ororo looks fucking stunning
Marvel Rivals (@MarvelRivals) profile pictureMarvel Rivals
@MarvelRivalsOct 27
Two warriors descend from the skies above. ⚡ Clash in style with Iron Man and Storm in their @marveltokon: Fighting Souls inspired costumes! Available: October 29 at 7 PM PT!
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People say romantic, I say sexually arousing Same difference
ؘ (@bloodytragedies) profile pictureؘ@bloodytragediesOct 26
blood is so romantic if you think about it, that’s why vampires consume it, it’s the utmost form of adoration they can show a lover
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ᅠ 𝐗𝐈𝐕 ┊ 𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍. (@EQUILIBLADE) profile picture
ᅠ 𝐗𝐈𝐕 ┊ 𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍.@EQUILIBLADEOct 27
want to make stuff for your OC without using AI? great, here’s a thread of things you can use instead . 🧵
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Replying to @LEONIDABICHOTA
I feel like im winning either way. I get to see this gorgeous woman on both my lockscreen and before me. But in person is way you better.
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Merc.xn----r7am Wouldn't be me if it didnt involve a typo at 12 in the morning Im gonna go to bed before I stay up writing with zero rest ✌️
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑴 .ᐟ (@LITERARYALLY_) profile picture
𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑴 .ᐟ@LITERARYALLY_Oct 11
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ً (@holyaches) profile pictureً@holyaches11 Sep 2023
be brave. push on. you can still end this story the way you want.
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It could've been longer but let's not waste more time. Miss your scratching post? Been needing to check if my nerves still work.
𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐲 ♕ (@FeliciaBlackCat) profile picture𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐲 ♕@FeliciaBlackCatOct 11
Two months?? Guess it’s over three, now…
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It could be, could just be part of the banter. Lighten up a little.
ᅠ⚰️ᅠ𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑ᅠ. (@FINISHINGJOB) profile pictureᅠ⚰️ᅠ𝐏𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑ᅠ.@FINISHINGJOBSep 30
depends on where you shoot for me , is that s'posed to be a threat ?
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