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Gurftastic ([email protected])

@Gurftastic

Artistic Director Deviant Septet/Co-founder Brooklyn Brass Quintet/freelance trumpet/faculty NYU/New School/Video Edit&MoGraph. Super-awesome neat-o guy. He/Him

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined December 2014
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Lol trump lost.
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I think I’m about to get a lot less active on here
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What day does the war on Christmas start? Can’t remember because I’ve been seeing Christmas decorations in stores since September.
Pelinka: Kyrie or Bridges, these are the only options Wtaf how about not a toxic human???
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True story, there’s still a lot to do
Drinking afternoon coffee to try to get my body to comply with my brain for several more hours
Dear robot, I'm not ACTUALLY going to use machine learning to pack my suitcase. It was a joke. Bleep Bloop
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WHAT? I've heard of it. I just didn't watch it because it's probably terrible because most things that are popular are, because most people are dumb. This is asinine.
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I'm gonna use machine learning to pack my suitcase
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wow, straight up out of ideas already?
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What should Twitter do next?
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Now that the Emperor is in charge of the Galactic Senate, we can move on from silly questions like, "Who ordered the murder of all of the Jedi?" and "Who blew up Alderaan?" to focus on the REAL issue - what was on Han Solo's laptop???
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ugggg what if the new social media just ends up being LinkedIn.
ELON, THIS IS URGENT!! TAKE IT FROM US: Cover any small thermal exhaust ports leading directly to Twitter's reactor system before it's too late.
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"Renée Fleming makes her highly anticipated return to the Met..." coulda sworn we did a whole "SHE RETIRED" thing... didn't we?
New fridge is arriving right now so I had to eat the last of the ice cream for breakfast because everyone knows ice cream can’t survive in a cooler full of frozen stuff more than 6 minutes before literally turning to poison, babe.
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Twitter 2.0 is gonna be like every other Hollywood sequel. Devoid of the very thing that made it popular in the first place, but with notably more explosions and a bigger budget.
Today I’m excited to announce my new social media platform tWtR. Everyone gets 3 characters at a time. It costs 43.5 billion dollars per user. Who’s ready for a more intense web 9.0 experience?
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SO MUCH THIS FUCCCCCCC YEAH
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it should've been Facebook 💔
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So I assume, if a big NBA star gets traded, Woj leaves each of us a voicemail.
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