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Parody account to honor legendary coach Ditka. Politics and Religion

Joined September 2017
Bears today, tomorrow Dems flip
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Fuckin run the ball Ben, his ego is a detrement to winning close games
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Jeffery Simmons changed this Defense absolutely great pick up
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Get Jaylon Johnson off this team.
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Bears against the Seahawks Defense
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Packer fans awfully quiet RN
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Waiting all week for this game 🐻 ⬇️
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when you nut but she keeps suckin
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I’m happy the Bears are good but my Sundays I use to know have been ruined. My team is Prime Time TV now 😢
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Ryan Poles get on the phone with the Chargers ASAP and save Khalil
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Replying to @samueljrob
Stevens says she’s for investing in Black owned businesses. “And that’s the policy that Mike’s going to take on,” Stevens says.
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No one in the same galaxy
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One of Washington's worst-kept secrets is that our ruling class is not very smart. Mike Huckabee proved it on Thursday by showing his apparent struggle to write a middle-school-level sentence. This week's final daily news briefing covers the connection between Huckabee's laughable use of the phrase "with whom we speak with” and America's entrenchment in Iran, the Pentagon giving up the dream of a $1.5 trillion budget, Guatemalan chefs preparing the world's largest fiambre salad, and more. Read below. readtcn.com/4ieHcLX
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“I no longer feel proud to be Israeli… We are occupiers, yes… wait, i thought we were on commercial break!” Amazing — Israeli actress Chelli Goldenberg accidentally tells the truth when she doesn’t realize she’s live on the air. (H/T @MintPressNews) More: israelnationalnews.com/news/…
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Replying to @GovMikeHuckabee
@GovMikeHuckabee, you’re awfully quick to write an entire essay defending yourself when someone questions your conduct. Where’s that urgency when American citizens are being attacked by Jewish settler terrorists? My brother’s family was attacked TWICE in one week. My five-year-old niece was pepper-sprayed in the face. When I desperately sought help from the U.S. Embassy, someone actually hung up on me. And you have the audacity to lecture others about getting the facts straight? Stop treating Palestinian-American victims like an inconvenience and start doing your damn job. You’re supposed to represent ALL Americans, not just the ones whose ethnicity you approve of.
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Yooooo the Sax reveal….
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Weak ass Packers trying to let them score to preserve time 🤣
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Catching the last minute of this BYU game wtf!
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Time to move on from Santos
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