Gwen Stacy

“I chose to be a hero! I let them call me a villain. My life doesn't get to be this easy!” 🕸*THWIP*🕸 •GWEN STACY • SPIDER-WOMAN •INDEPENDENT PORTRAYAL •MCU •616 •CROSSOVERS

She doesn't think she is! She knows she is! And Miles knows it too! "I mean. . . Since you brought it up, I accept your generous offer!"

It's a classic! Also, she likes to think she's funnier than him. "Burger sounds good, but we all know corndogs are where it's at."

"Just doing whatever a spider can, you know?" She said with a laugh. "Lunch sounds good, what'cha getting?"

"Yeah. . . I was really bad at the whole secret part of secret identity. What have you been up to recently?"

"Nah, can't really see my hair under the mask unless it gets all torn up. I get 'Hey, it's that spider-chick' a lot though."

It was a miscommunication! "I guess spider-girl. Because it happens more frequently."

"It's Glen Spicy, actually."

"They just say it quietly. In their heads. Probably. But HEY! Glad you think I'm fun!"

"Hell yeah I'm the fun! I'm the most fun! People call me fun Gwen all the time!"

"The fun has arrived, it's fine now."

He will know true fear soon enough. As she scales down the wall of one building and up the next. "Heard you were talking some smack!! . . . Are those pretzels?"

Rude! He's lucky she doesn't swing over there and smack those binoculars right out of his hand. Luckily for him she ran out of web fluid.

She's an all year round kind of spider. People would be lucky to be infested by her.

It's always spider season.

"I would like for there to be a 'Gwen-Signal' in the sky. Like batman but more pink and spidery."

Waves from the opposite rooftop.

"Tonight sucked. Even my bruises have bruises."

"Uh huh, kinda do."

IT'S A GOURMET PILE OF GROSSNESS

JAIL