I have no idea why you would follow me. I'm not as cool as @yesnicksearcy, (but I have tweets liked by @LADowd @michaeljknowles and Harland Williams !)
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@michaeljknowles where’s my fake headline friday?? I guess it’s my fault for not watching live
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Boy, @blonddbookworm you sure don’t tweet very often. ( I mostly just retweet other people’s stuff)
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@ChristianPunsOG could you just NOT for a while! Could you just cool it with the automatic post after post after repeat. I know you are a comedy. We like that about you. The most famous and outspoken Christian in America has been publicly murdered. Please mourn with us.
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Every time I think of Greenland, I remember it was the great Fezzic’s home country. I’ll tag.@nosoup4knowles because she’s my favorite follower.
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@Michael1979 My son Huck (8yr old) drew this out of the blue! I haven’t even had “the talk” with him. Is it time for him to listen to @SturdyPodcast ? Can I send this original masterpiece to be on exhibit?
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Every single Republican congressman should get on board with @ChipRoyTX's proposal to repeal the FACE Act. Tag your representative! @RepSamGraves
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@michaeljknowles thanks for the shout out to Roseanna. She’s my 16 year old daughter. I love her.
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Need @SturdyPodcast to comment on this…. scandal or true romance?
@Michael1979 is this scheduled to happen BEFORE our continents merge? Seems like it may be a busy weekend.
The left galaxy is the Milky way, the right one the Andromeda galaxy. This is what will happen within 4 to 5 billion years from now
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I love you @Eric_Schmitt , but you and @VickyHartzlerMO better get together or RINO gun grabber @EricGreitens is going to turd up the punch bowl.
