@H33LToe

I'm not liberal except in my use of the block feature. Every election is a mid term.

Joined November 2013
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RobnCypress@robncypressOct 23
Replying to @WUTangKids
lol
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You won’t get an Inside Out 3 until the next Democratic president is in office. These are Disney’s reminder that things can go bad, but there is a simple fix. It keeps you complacent.
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Gentle Ben vs Grizzly Adams’ bear (also named Ben). Who wins in a fight to the death?
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Why is no one talking about the possibility that any of Metallica's apparently political music is either superficial and not written from genuine principles, or that becoming massive stars has changed who these guys are? They have all the rebelliousness of Ed Sheeran.
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So many riots would remain peaceful protests if the cops just stayed home. This tells you two things. 1. The cops are evil. 2. Most protests aren’t going to change anything.
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Narrator: He would go around calling people names and mocking people.
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 14
Trump: I don't go around calling people names. I don't go around mocking people.
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Imagine the embarrassment of treating someone with kindness and respect because you mistook them for Kelly Clarkson. Nah. The safe bet is to treat everyone like a poor piece of shit.
Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswolOct 11
Replying to @kellyclarkson
Insane number of people in the comments saying that the business: “probably didn’t know that she was Kelly Clarkson…” Yeah, that’s kinda the entire point of the post, a business should treat everyone with respect and kindness. Because that “someone” could be Kelly Clarkson.
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Pre AI. Someone put effort into this shit.
Madonna
@Madonna12 Oct 2016
Hillary gonna Snatch that Presidency so Watch out!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸She's A GIRL GONE WILD!💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉🎉
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Abolish “let me explain” from your shorts and videos.
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The myth of god given talent eliminates competition and responsibility for having never tried.
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I don't know what the Texans final score is gonna be, but my guess is it's divisible by 3 (probably not 21).
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CJ Stroud is just a place holder QB until we can get our next place holder QB.
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Why do they keep saying the Texans have a good defense?
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I'd have no connection to Grimes or knowledge of any of her music if it weren't for the animated series Hilda.
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Every Breath You Take is such a nice fretting hand exercise, especially for the pinky. You can hold all the notes down or play them individually. Both help with strength and coordination.
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It’s so satisfying telling internet Nazis that they’ve never won a thing.
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“I 3D printed…” Let me stop you right there. I don’t care.
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Do you ever mourn that we missed out on disco era Hendrix?
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The Houston professional sports power rankings are in: 1. Rockets 2. Astros 3. Future Comets 4. Soccer 6. Texans
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Can we talk how the Astros should divorce Jim Crane like his last two wives did?
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