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FUCK IT FULL GARY OOI VERSE
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Not tweeting until Martin St Louis is no longer coach
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BRING ME THIS MAN
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I really miss this guy, wonder what happened to him
max (@woumaxx) profile picturemax@woumaxx26 Nov 2025
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Talk Canadiens cooked when he said mooney is in mckenna convos…
Foley (@NHLFoley) profile pictureFoley@NHLFoley24 Nov 2025
Here is the table of U19 skaters in college, ordered by... % of Team Goals Scored % of Team Goals Contibuted To (Goal/Assist) #Blackhawks Nestrasil and #LetsGoPens Horcoff stand tall. McKenna narrowly behind Morozov as the top #NHLDraft forward, but Verhoeff beats out both.
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Here is the table of U19 skaters in college, ordered by... % of Team Goals Scored % of Team Goals Contibuted To (Goal/Assist) #Blackhawks Nestrasil and #LetsGoPens Horcoff stand tall. McKenna narrowly behind Morozov as the top #NHLDraft forward, but Verhoeff beats out both.
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Bud holloway
Spittin' Chiclets (@spittinchiclets) profile pictureSpittin' Chiclets
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Name the most random NHL player you can think of.
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ඞ (@HAGEBOLLAH) profile pictureඞ@HAGEBOLLAH25 Sep 2023
Slafkovsky 1st period highlights
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Fire Martin St Louis
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WE CANT GET A SINGLE FUCKING SAVE
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_ (@Tiekv1004) profile picture_@Tiekv10041 Jan 2023
Joshua Roy = Mark Stone
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I went 0 for 8 call me the habs powerplay
ඞ (@HAGEBOLLAH) profile pictureඞ@HAGEBOLLAH1 Jul 2025
Hutson outscores both Makar and Hughes Dobson returns to 70 point pace Montembeault further cements himself as a number 1 goalie Demidov point per game rookie season Slafkovsky 80 point break out Hage joins at the end of the season Caufield 50 goals 2026 cup winners
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We got footage of wilt chamberlain before a brady tkachuk playoff series victory 😭😭😭
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Martin st louis needs to be fired
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Is xhekaj even a top 10 fighter anymore? He gets his ass whooped every time
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Kaiden Guhle needs to be traded
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Bolduc since game 3 of the season
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Who is Noah Dobson?🙄🤭🤤 In math: My solution ➕😘 In history: My king👑😩 In art: My canvas🎨☺️ In science: My oxygen🗣️🥵 In geography: My world🌎🤗 I love Noah Dobson! 😩😍 My pookie 🥹
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Matthew Schaefer had the 2nd worst xGA on the islanders today in a 5-0 win 😭😭😭 How are you finished at 18 years old 😭😭😭
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#hirerottenberg
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BRO RESPONDING
ඞ (@HAGEBOLLAH) profile pictureඞ@HAGEBOLLAH16 Apr 2025
They’ve written you off #93 They say you’re overrated #93 They say you cant carry Laine #93 They say you’re nowhere near michkov #93 They say Macklin Celebrini is better #93 They say you’re a Sochi merchant #93 How will you respond #93
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