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@HAUNTEDON

Covenant of the Dreadborn.

 MDNI. NSA.
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Joined March 2021
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Do you want me to come over and have a night that we never actually talk about and that makes it hard for you to look at me in the eye after knowing you’re the only one of us who fully remembers what happened?
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Whatever the universe decides to whisper as its next catastrophic idea directly to my spine.
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Did you know that Sunday afternoon existential dread peaks at precisely 3:45 PM when the sunlight hits the floor at a specific angle? Now you know
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Outracing shutter speed purely to maintain my right to privacy.
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I love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause I asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast?” and I know he wasn’t lying when he said “summon creatures.”
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Pull Up N Wreck (feat. 21 Savage) by Big Sean & Metro Boomin on Apple Music

Pull Up N Wreck (feat. 21 Savage) by Big Sean & Metro Boomin on Apple Music

Song · 2017 · Duration 3:47

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Thrilled to have Bang Chan of Stray Kids join us trackside at Marina Bay. @Breitling #SingaporeGP
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Fine-tuned telemetry.
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Rarely do I find myself needing to force an impression when the space does the heavy lifting. I’d start with how the room naturally collapses into my orbit; had I actually been attempting severe stoicism, I suppose I wouldn’t have broken character quite so easily.
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Boundless gratitude to @breitling for setting a cadence that thoroughly devoured the evening.
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Irreversible mental damage in the best way possible, @theweeknd absolutely ran riot. XO
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The most wildly intoxicating night I’ve ever known.
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Mercy (feat. Big Sean, Pusha T & 2 Chainz) by Kanye West on Apple Music

Mercy (feat. Big Sean, Pusha T & 2 Chainz) by Kanye West on Apple Music

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Acting as an altar for the night’s worst intentions.
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Calculating the precise damage of every decision I could possibly make before giving up on the math altogether just to drown out the internal noise with a glass of liquid avoidance. Maybe I’m too desperate to numb the sheer weight of being completely done in.
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If I just become one with the upholstery, maybe I’ll stop feeling the burden of having a pulse.
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The undisputed architect of Roman decadence and holding court in a high-contrast haze.
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Which is a very sophisticated way of saying I was actively holding my breath so my abs looked cut in the shadow. Consider yourselves formally served, then.
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Had no recollection that I was leaving this particular artifact to quietly rot away in the depths of my camera roll, but here you go.
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Actively searching for a legitimate procedure to extract exhaustion directly from the bloodstream.
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