HC Lore

POV: You discover boob potion. Would you take it?

I was on my feet all day installing a new wireless infrastructure at a warehouse and now my butthole hurts. Lesson: need to spend more time sitting on my ass playing video games and/or trolling on X.

My ballot in PA had only 3 vote sections. I voted 1 red, 1 blue, and wrote in Chuck Norris.

It is of great interest and curiosity to me to understand how the first person figured out how to make bread.

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So @XMoney is like "That's enough giving out money!" What is the charge? Eating a meal?... a succulent Chinese meal?

Well I locked my X Money account from sending people too much money. @XMoney

Let's check in on last nights post 💸

When you try to be nice giving out money and some people just want to keep taking advantage of you.

I remixed it. 😜 Please don't be a nuisance to civilized society. We're all just trying to exist and already have enough problems to deal with, okay? Send me your tips 💃

Turns out when you spam pay people with X Money you eventually have to keep entering your pin with every single transaction.

I hate finding stink bugs arbitrarily (dead or alive) throughout my house all year round. All your fault Asia!