I drink a lot of bourbon and spend most of my time running around the city in heels.
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Girl on a bird scooter came up to me in a very wholesome way at the gas station while I was filling up my motorcycle telling me “I had to let you know how pretty you are”. 🥺🥹
Thank you. I needed that
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This whole waking up at 5am on the weekend needs to fucking stop🥲🥲 body these are my days off, don’t do this to me
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Everyone keeps telling me “motorcycles are so dangerous”. Yes, I am aware there’s risk…but the amount of joy that my bike has brought me in this short amount of time, I literally could get squashed by a Mack truck tomorrow and I would die happy.
I love people watching at the pool. The thing I see over and over again is THE most mid guys with beautiful bombshells. Like girlie pop what are you doing? Blink twice if you aren’t ok
Nothing like a “1998” thigh tat on a pool bro to make a bitch feel really fucking old. Omgggggg
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I’m not sure how I got here but now my Instagram is suggesting professional bull riders…. Like wut
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Broooooo I’m so over dating but fuck, I am getting old. Like what fuck do I do???? I can’t afford to hit pause
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Rode two up on the back of a man’s Harley this week so I’m officially entering my moto daddy era 😂😂
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Debating about buying a dirt bike so I can just become a full on bike girl. Midlife crises are wild dude 😂
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Happy Monday, thinking about the time a guy mansplained Consulting to me for 10 minutes and then asked what I did and I replied “Consulting for [Big Four firm]”😂😂
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I may be way behind on the uptake here but grocery pickup is life changing for someone who hates grocery shopping and virtually buys the same shit every trip
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