KΣ The Bourbon DJ KΣ

After two weeks of carnivore my legs have really improved. Carnivore does that. Zero brain fog and most importantly I’m using the bathroom once a month and saving 48 dollars a month with toilet paper and another 400 dollars with not wasting vegetables, since starting carnivore I do not have to take out garbage every other day. Carnivore virtually eliminated garbage. #carnivore #MAHA

Sundays

It’s a Buffalo Trace with the fireplace kind of night. Hope yours is equally enjoyable

Good morning boys and girls!!! Here’s a little Jersey Shore sunrise to brighten your day!! Remember to be nice to your significant other today, especially if they watch a lot of the ID channel because they may be plotting your demise 🫣🫢🥴🤭😂🤣😏

🏀🏀🏀 - Qtards nailing those Q drops like... 🤣🤣🤣

Update. I made the pizza rolls.

American: "Why are the eggs not in a fridge?" Assistant: "They don't need one." American: "Ours do." Assistant: "Yours have been washed." American: "That's bad?" Assistant: "Washing takes the coating off the shell. After that anything gets in, so you have to chill them. By law." American: "And yours?" Assistant: "Not washed. By law. Coating stays on, the hen's been vaccinated against salmonella, and the egg sits on a shelf for a month the way it would under a hen." American: "So one of your eggs, shipped to the States..." Assistant: "Illegal." American: "And one of ours, shipped here?" Assistant: "Illegal." American: "Same egg." Assistant: "Same egg. Two governments. One of them trusts the hen."

No frigging way

When you’re desperate on X, give them extra emojis. Retards love that shit.🤣

BREAKING: UFC CEO Dana White just REJECTED Trump's offer to become White House Press Secretary, per CNN. 😂🤣😂🤣 You could NOT make this up if you tried.