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DAY 8 “Put off my post for a bit today, just to give you a false sense of security.~ “ ‘Did she forget to make a gen for today. . .? Am I free?’ “POSITIVELY NOT! “Lo$e to Pixels, Perv.~”

DAY 7 “Here we are.~ Closing out the first week of No Nut November. . . Still thinking you can escape your fate of losing to me~? It’s adorable how desperate you are to resist. . . Here, I’ve baited you with my feet for the last few days. Here’s something for you PIT HUFFING PIGGIES.~”

DAY 6 “Since so many of you enjoyed my toesies last time, I thought I’d entreat you Piggies to another sample of HOEFESSOR FEET! What? You want to just dive in and take a whiff? No Piggy, you’re just going to sit there and GAWK alright~?”

DAY 5 “Today is the day you finally give in to your cravings my little Piggy, because. . . I’m finally giving you something you can GAWK at and focus on.~ My feet! Because, you should always be groveling at them you silly gooner~!”

DAY 4 “How’s your NNN streak going, Piggy~? Losing like a GOOD GOONER or still fighting the inevitable? Either way. . . You deserve a KISS! M- Oh, what’s that? LOL! Even my kissies are getting blocked huh? Too bad.~ Guess you’ll just have to IMAGINE what my lips feel like.” 🤭

DAY 3 “Look at you, my little $IMP $OLDIER.~ Still holding out hope that you can make it this NNN? “It’s cute seeing how desperate you are to resist. . . “Now, $hake that screen of yours, gawk at these pixel boobies as they BOUNCE and BOING in your face~!”

DAY 2 “Good Morning, Piggy. How’d your first day of NO NUT NOVEMBER go~ “I’m sure many of you have managed to fail RIGHT AWAY over a single pretty pixel obscuring my body. . . “But for the few who’ve managed to endure the temptation to act on your BETA BEHAVIOR, consider the true challenge to begin now.~ “Because, one day is simple enough. . . But can you do the same every other day~? “Especially when I. . . THUD.~ “Put my big, PIGGY BAITING CHEST PILLOWS right in your face.~? “Ah ah ah. . . No touching, remember? And don’t think about touching my boobies either. . . “Another little trait of this program? Touching me doesn’t register any form of tactile feedback. . . So none of Mommies warmth or softness will be felt this month. “Weep and WANK for me already, we both know you’re destined to LO$E.~” — LIKE this Tweet to begin participation in Hoefessor's NNN Challenge.~ RETWEET to get as many Piggies CENSORED as possible DM Hoefessor for your rules this NNN.~

DAY 1 "Ahhh.~ It feels so refreshing to return to my normal form. . . sweets can be tasty, but hardly good for you.~ Oh, but I just feel so good being back as my human self. . . I may make you piggies appreciate this form all the more.~ So I'm going nude. ALL MONTH! What~? Oh, it seems a bit of my 'Beta_Censor.exe' programming is still active in your processors huh? Poor Piggy. . . Guess you'll just have to imagine what I look like under those pretty pixels. . ." -- LIKE this Tweet to begin participation in Hoefessor's NNN Challenge.~ RETWEET to get as many Piggies CENSORED as possible DM Hoefessor for your rules this NNN.~

Ahhh, I shall miss this ORANGE DREAMSICLE DELIGHT.~ What a lovely flavor I concocted of you.~

Eat it up while you still can, PIGGIES.~ This lovely Gummy’s going of out of $eason come tomorrow.~

A VERY HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL MY PRECIOUS PIGGIES.~ You’ve all been treated to my Majin Form for the entirety of Spooky Month, so come November we’ll be returning to your regularly scheduled Redhead.~ Don’t get sick on Candy and if you’ve got any $weets for me, be a good Piggy and drop it in my Bank Bucket.~ I’ll see you all for NNN. . . Be very afraid.~ 😈

That bill sounds like complete ass!