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After coming home from work and drinking the whole bottle, I ask if your day was good. You start to attack me and break it on my head. I start bleeding and crying and plead you to stop. You notice and stop. You then hold me in your chest saying that it'll be ok. Please be my wife
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
































