The Last Real Champion. not @JohnCena

⠀ ⠀ 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀 forty-seven yo dilf. hollywood actor. pansexual. versatile. eight incher. descriptive/literate. friendly writer. Likes and Reposts are highly appreciated. ⠀

⠀ No one told me there were hidden cameras in my dressing room. ⠀ ⠀

She wasn’t lying. We were really doing it on camera.

⠀ You all said I couldn’t do it… but look at me now. 17x champ. ⠀

⠀ So this is what you all wanted to see, right? Well, that’s all you’re getting from me because neither of you bozos are worthy of touching this body. ⠀ ⠀

⠀ Definitely not horse hung, but it still gets the job done. . . Want some? Come get some. ⠀

⠀ Before and after sex with the reader. ⠀

⠀ Anyone ordered a lumberjack? ⠀