Tonight was the night I thought I could put the cake in the bowl with the ice cream. Who do I think I am, they are!
There are two types of people, those that can’t be inconvenienced by others and people that will be inconvenienced to please others. Which ones are you?
Ruminated on this one at Thanksgiving, and while driving down the coast past Klamath today decided it was time watch. vimeo.com/ondemand/gather @renan_ozturk
my self importance is seriously lacking these days, i guess i’m starting to feel the withdrawals of Black Friday emails.
Someone, somewhere probably already posted this but, vaccine does not = cure. However, optimism is true moral courage. Know who said that?
This Trump shit about not conceding is looking older than @joeylawrence by the day.
The government should take the same approach to wearing masks that I use to get my kids to eat their vegetables. “Whatever you do, do not touch those vegetables. Don’t even think of eating one, I don’t wanna see anything gone from that plate or else you stay up all night. “
Teaching my daughter to ride a bike when her hand goes numb from gripping the handlebar so tight, “my hand must’ve been up all night, cause it keeps falling asleep.”


