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ᴀᴇɴ ᴇʟʟᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴄʜᴀɴᴛ 21+ not a lewd account.WT: #PyrettaBlaze

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Joined March 2022
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𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪 𝔀𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂, 𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓪𝔂 |#TheWitcherrp|
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// Y'all should follow my Tolkien half-elf account @Halfelvenserven
Says the beast.
Absolutely not. Not a delight to be around.
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Excuse her he's a sweet treat.
Eats @Halarvim. Immediately spits him back up. Whole. Disgusting.
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No him too, "Ge'els you've never seen Venas mother before so how can you definitively say Vena looks like her mother?"
He agrees with Imlerith and Vessis. She looks like her mother.
"Lady Vessis have you even seen Venas mother before?"
She looks like her mother.
He's sure Imlerith is the only one who thinks the way he dose. "Ask anyone Vena looks like me."
And now the general is doubled over with barking laughter. No. No, decidedly not. Her looks come from her mother, not him.
Well he's glad no one thinks his daughter is ugly he thought she would be for a little while. Halarvim is under the impression that the only reason Vena looks as good as she dose is from him not her mother.
He is quite aware. It's the only way Vena could have turned out to be such a beautiful little abomination. Coming from Halarvim's loins would not have done her any favor otherwise.
Excuse him the only servant he has slept with was a very gorgeous woman.
The only corsets Halarvim is unlacing as of late is that of his servants. Of which aren't even worth looking at.
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If that was true he'd be dead by now and he's very alive at the moment.
He's fairly certain Halarvim would be stabbed in the neck for even trying.
Halarvim can't even do that.
He raises a toast to the King, who somehow can take such a simple task as removing a maiden's corset, and turn it into the sexiest task to ever be completed.
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//IMPORTANT PSA. I'm going on a Hiatus for a some time my mental health isn't the best right now and my replies will not be the best if I try to reply right now
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———- ~ 𝑌 𝑅 𝑆 𝐴 𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑖𝑔 ~ 𝐴𝑛 𝑜𝑐 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑛 𝐴𝑠𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑟. 𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡,𝑙𝑖𝑡/ 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑐. 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑚.
That is quite rude.
Vena would like to wish this man a very unhappy father's day.
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They are quite intimidating to the elven Merchant who is a spineless weasel.
oh come on, surely not every witcher has to be scary.
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@defiantpast another Witcher? He doesn't seem as scary as the others.
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@AepMarina She seems to be a very headstrong person and could teach my daughter how to not be a spineless weasel.
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@WolfofKaer I'm scared of him and I don't want to get in his bad side.
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@TheWildsWitch She is a very lovely lady and I had the honor to sell her one of my dresses I made I hope she enjoyed it.
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