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We make sketches and do a live show in NYC Check us out on YT and IG Follow us or I swear to god we'll start a podcast

Arlenes Grocery
Joined May 2021
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A second Half has just hit the south Pint
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House Democrats chillin’ in the cut for 10 rounds unified, disciplined, coordinated, and unwavering spirit ready to do the American People’s business. #Speakerofthehousevote xitter.gq/samwhiteout/status/575…
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It's not easy managing a Saint. #BoycottCAA
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BIG TIME ANNIVERSARY ANNOUNCEMENT! Come join us at PIANOS this Wednesday the 30th at 8pm for a FREE night of unbridled amusement. w/@rileylassin @silkyjumbo @caseyJsalengo and more! Tix here: bit.ly/3GSW7ZN
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Your friend who's really into microdosing
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The five steps of getting into pickling
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Breaking up with a friend is never easy
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asking permission for something... #NRA
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Watch me SHRED this guitar. Literally.
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Half-Pint would like to wish a formal fairwell to the Queen as she passes on to Mormon heaven. “You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.” -- Garth Brooks
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Half-Pint would like to wish a formal fairwell to the Queen as she passes on to Mormon heaven. “You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.” -- Garth Brooks
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Once more, with feeling. Come on out to the only good time you'll have this week! w/ @caitlinpeluffo @andrewcasertano @IncomparableMsC and more! Ticket link in bio.
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Another show with all of your favorites! Come on out to see @RemyKassimir @MrWaters__ @PaddyDefino and so much more. Ticket link in bio.
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Forget what you hear on the news, #cooties is the real plague coming for ya.
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Hey look it's a sketch about sex! Sex! Sexxy sex sex! oh hell yeah. This is what life is about. w/ @paddy_is_funky
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