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sorta Redneck sorta City @BTT_Podcast Redneck Smurf I do and say what I want. Write in Candidate for anything in 2026 Free Speech is an absolute. Bah HUMBUG!!

Gulas/Welch Territory
Joined March 2009
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Youre really assuming 4TD 0INT *remembers we traded Jeffery Simmons* Nevermind
With another four-TD, no-INT game on Sunday vs. the Titans, Bengals QB Joe Burrow would be only the third quarterback in NFL history to do it in three straight games. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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Is there anything I am allowed to do about beliefs that are harmful to me ?
WOW 🚨 Police and councils across the UK have issued "no trick or treat" posters warning that Halloween can upset religious or cultural beliefs They’re also advising residents Halloween decorations can be harmful to those with different religious beliefs such as Muslims, Jehovah's Witnesses and more Leicestershire Police advised that some residents may skip Halloween because they are “observing religious or cultural beliefs that do not include Hallowe’en.” They also suggested avoiding houses that display the posters and homes with no decorations and pumpkins. Swale Borough Council with Kent Police referenced households that may not take part for “religious reasons,” plus vulnerability or low income Buckinghamshire Council noted some people may not want to be disturbed because they are “fighting demons of their own. The Metropolitan Police and other forces described Halloween as potentially a “stressful” or “fearful” time for some people. Multiple forces and councils provided printable “No Trick or Treat” posters for any household that doesn’t want visitors. Some also advised limiting egg and flour sales to reduce “tricks”
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I would give anything to be a dwarf for just a moment
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Hey is Todd Howard there? Isn't he still licking his wounds from the Asha Sharma Ass chewing?? Asking for a friend
#Fallout Season 3 has wrapped filming, as the cast & crew celebrate with a wrap party. Soon. ™️ @Fallout @falloutonprime
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This should be a multi million dollar lawsuit
A referee just broke one of our players legs. You can’t make this up
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Winners win
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The girls and I wish you a Happy Halloween! 🎃 Have fun, stay safe, and whatever you do, skip any candy that comes with arsenic in it tonight. Tootsie Fruit Chews (lime) Jolly Ranchers Nerds Twizzlers Laffy Taffy to name a few...
🤖 Made with AI
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Shoutout to the kid who dressed like CM Punk at the 2003 IWA Mid-South Revolution Strong Style Tournament.
The WWE Universe showed up and showed out with these costumes 👏
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📍 HALLOWEEN
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So the Eminem playlist is commencing
Someone, somewhere…right now, is entering the activation codes to begin the annual defrosting of Mariah Carey.
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Happy Halloween! 🎃🖤 My Patreon page just opened! 💋 I’ve also posted a special Halloween look today… a different side of Mina you don’t usually get to see! 👀🖤 Come join my Patreon and see more of me! 💕 🔗 patreon.com/MinaShirakawa?ut…
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Want to feel old? The WWE DVD documentary about the AWA was released 20 years ago, which is a longer period of time than the AWA had been dead when they made the DVD.
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#WWENXT dressed to impress tonight! 😮‍💨 #HalloweenHavoc
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Hot Meg Griffin 😏💗 #HappyHalloween
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Where do I have to finish at Homestead to clinch the title?
Can @mikejoy500 win this years truck championship!?!??! Or will Clint bowyer swoop in
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Just a quick reminder that tomorrow is the first day of Normvember, where I will post three jokes per day and basically try to flood Twitter with old Norm Macdonald jokes for an entire month. I'll be posting all his greatest hits from Weekend Update (and maybe even a few not from Weekend Update too), so enjoy!
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Replying to @SteveByrnes12
@SteveByrnes12 was the best straight man since Dick Smothers... a great talent and an even better friend. Miss him.
Jimmy Spencer's rant about Brian Vickers after he wrecked five times at Martinsville in October 2011
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if I'm Steve O Donnell I'm telling Larson to lay back to make Miami more watchable
Hamlin sixth in Cup practice, Bell 10th, Briscoe 19th, Larson 29th. Full practice results from Martinsville:
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How Rob Nelson felt after saying “It’s ready. It ceases to become ours, and it becomes everyone’s. Then, there’s a letting go,” as he puts down the controller at the end of the GTA 6 preview:
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