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Mark Gallagher

@HamFlap

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Joined May 2011
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Chicken Lady (@KITH_quotes) profile pictureChicken Lady@KITH_quotes17 Jan 2025
Once a year, I get drunk in a darkened house for a week. I get drunk and watch Eraserhead, as I think we all do sometimes. It’s such a fine lil film, dont you think? 😔
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The replies to Brian Thompson’s last post on LinkedIn — all from before the shooting — are health insurance horror stories
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The pain is so real. If you’re more upset about mean jokes than the suffering fueling them, you are deeply out of touch
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The Onion
@TheOnion30 May 2024
Trump Executed bit.ly/3yKJzBW
Trump Executed

Trump Executed

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‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.
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WHAT WOULD THE #VOONS DO? It's #evildeadrise day on the #moviemicroscope. Join Nick & Justin as they #necronom on through this super #splatty movie. #alyssasutherland #lilysullivan #brucecampbellsvoice #staffne #bubblebathe #nerdclusters #lenscrafters #sousvide #andyshue #pellets
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Vaush 📺
@VaushV29 Mar 2023
Replying to @benshapiro
Ben, nobody is forcing you to think about girl cock 24/7. You’re choosing this life
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Planncomm@Planncomm97817 Mar 2023
Replying to @ryanXshea
@ryanXshea @EmilyRuskowski @MattBarrySucks @zenobiadelmar @10GallonMrAlan @WillPottorffart @nickortolani @iluvkarlrahner @HamFlap and more for @IamNathanBurke benefit shows next weekend!
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I stand by this statement: Anyone who is a Harvard Graduate is a big loser.
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Zach Dunn@zachbdunn29 Nov 2022
The Fabelmans was great but I'm not sure if these scenes were necessary
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Vaush 📺
@VaushV21 Nov 2022
Replying to @benshapiro
Republicans: “These evil perverted disgusting predatory groomer lgbt drag shows are corrupting our children. Destroying our nation. This cannot go on. Someone, anyone, do something” Also Republican: “Someone did something? How is this out fault?”
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@VaushV4 Nov 2022
Replying to @elonmusk
Isn’t advertisers choosing not to associate with your platform just them exercising their free speech? Or should they be forced to do business with you lmao
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I am@mackio_12 Oct 2022
WTF America?
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Alex Giampapa@Giamdaddy7 Oct 2022
When she’s 19 & says climate change will end humanity in the next 6 years
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Jon Stewart
@jonstewart29 Jul 2022
A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz...Attorney at Law #PassthePactact
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nick ciarelli@nickciarelli13 Jul 2022
These mobile game ads are wild
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m. taddow@MikeTaddow5 Jul 2022
fireworks in the sky as a backdrop while humans running for their lives from a reported gunman — the american experience™️
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Nina Turner@ninaturner26 Jun 2022
Replying to @FmrRepMTG @RepMTG
Hey, that’s called maternity leave.
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Alex Giampapa@Giamdaddy25 Jun 2022
The Democrats currently control every branch of government and have many different options to combat the overturning of Roe v Wade. Same deal with fixing the economy. They purposely let things get worse so people feel like they need Democrats.
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I will repeat this as long as I have to, when the Supreme Court said in 1937 that the Social Security Act was “unconstitutional”, FDR didn’t ask people to vote harder in the next election, he told the Court he’d add more justices until they backed off, which they did.
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