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Joke P retweeted
First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
He looks just like Wee Man here
Frankie Muniz reveals he bought downtown LA parking lots that skyrocketed in value and generated massive cash flow with zero overhead
"I owned some parking lots in downtown LA."
"Then you know downtown LA from, I don't know, 2002, there was really nothing there, and now it became like a pretty trendy, there's so much down there. So they did really well there."
"You have like one or two employees who take money all day from cars. There's no overhead. Every once in a while they paint the lines."
When my wife catches me having sex with the family dog @FBIDirectorKash
Forgot my book so it’s #openabigassarticleonwikipediathenfinishitduringtheflightchallenge
What if we lived in a world where The G20 Summit was called something like WorldCon and the Adult Entertainment Expo was called The Porn Summit
I passed a fat ass latino groyper wearing one of those Epstein-inspired “USA” monogram sweaters on the train platform the other day and it felt like watching a shooting star rip through the night sky.
My friend who lies about everything told me his cousin was part of the elite squad that rescued the F-15 pilot
I was wondering if the low-T neonazis of St. Louis’ distant counties would somehow blame this on black ppl, and lo and behold the replies are poison. Softer than shit to be scared of kids at Six Flags. Just ride The Boss and shut up!
Six Flags to sell seven properties, including Six Flags St. Louis. firstalert4.com/2026/03/05/s…
Joke P retweeted
Journalist: "I'm to your left, really the far left."
- Kylian Mbappé: "Luckily you weren't on the other side." laughs🤣🤣🤣
I think I’m going to ask the CTA agent who works at my station and who I have only communicated with via subtle head nods if he wants to be my valentine
Chaque fois que je vois Wemby sur mon écran, je pleure avec joie. Il est mon frère. Je suis le frérot. Nous avons deux esprits similaires. Nous partageons le même compréhension du raison de la vie. Joyeux Noël a tous!