Chicago, IL
Joined February 2025
Annie after Michael Jackson dropped smooth criminal
It does piss me off when someone asks me if I'm okay when I'm just posting some bs. Mind ya buzinuss
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Snout full of coke boogers
Bhad Bhabie's fiancé flexes her staying with him after all the ab*se allegations and che*ting allegations 😵‍💫
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Good for your hair. YOGURT
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I’m working on a new scientific invention that cures RFK’s vocal cords via a shotgun
RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Novel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."
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Manspreading so hard it’s a meetoo
Ilhan Omar on why right-wingers focus on her and Hasan Piker so much: "I think we look really good on their screens. They get tired of looking at their botox faces." 😭
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This morning. 48 hours after my last binge. My face is STILL this swollen. I’ve genuinely never experienced anything like this.
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#MichiganSenate Mike Rogers licks his lip at Nicki Minaj when she stands up.
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Good for your hair. YOGURT Yogurt yogurt. It’s good for your hair
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Casting the h3 biopic Ethan…. Tamara… Hila
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BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Two straight conservative men forced to kiss as Lula begins rolling out terrifying left-wing agenda in Brazil.
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Down to 9mg nicotine/day
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They are so cute together
Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth walking together in Los Angeles while grabbing coffee .
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people on here cook like their arms have been replaced with pool noodles
ruined my pan for a bowl of 6/10
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She’s a pathological liar
Things get awkward when Ethan Klein questions if his mistress Tamara was the weird fan also named Tamara who messaged him years ago about meeting up 👀🍿
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They broke up days ago
Chrisean Rock speaks on how her life and Chrisean Jr.’s health have improved since moving on from Blueface, calling him the devil who was holding her back. “After I split from Jonathan, I started seeing improvement in my son, and I closed some boxing deals.”
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Yup
Nothing makes an antisemite angrier than seeing a strong Jew.
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His parents named him after the eminem song
Hunter Schafer and Role Model have been spotted having dinner together. The pair are rumored to be long-time close friends and on-and-off friends with benefits.
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I could make you feel like a real woman
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