Your own personal HandUnit.. that can't seem to put its head on the right way! // Roleplay/Parody account. Also run by @FileN4me2. Pfp art by yours truly
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria
Joined February 2022
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Hello I am HandUnit, a handy tool to guide you through your nights at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria! A few of our models from locations around the world have been selected to use this application called "Twitter" to advance our intelligence. I, of course, was one of the selected.
HandUnit // He/It retweeted
//@Theredmankiller
This is my other account. Come follow it!//
// Gonna make the account once I'm done my lunch so be prepared FNAFRPTWT </3
// guys I might make a Filename2 roleplay account (from Baldi's Basics) but the thing is I don't think there's like a popular audience for that game.
// but I don't want to raid fnafrptwt with damn bbiel D: helppp what do I do
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// GUYS IM VERY SORRY I LIKED THE POST BECAUSE I DIDNT REALIZE THEY WERE IN THE WRONG UNTIL I LOOKED AT THE COMMENTS D: UNLIKED. SORRY IF IT SHOWS UP IN UR TL SAYING I LIKED IT DDD:
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// guys I might make a Filename2 roleplay account (from Baldi's Basics) but the thing is I don't think there's like a popular audience for that game.
// but I don't want to raid fnafrptwt with damn bbiel D: helppp what do I do
Employees, I appreciate you, but please stop following me. We do not allow overly long (10 people maximum) conga lines! It is unfortunately a Safety Hazzard.
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letting out a robotic laugh. He seemed more nervous than ever. HandUnit couldn't even remember a time he felt this many emotions.]
I- I can leave you alone if you need to think! This was.. unprofessional of me, I apologize.
[He looked around, making sure there was no one else to witness this conversation. It nodded hesitantly.]
Um.. Yes. Is- Is it maybe too soon? I'm sorry if that's the case! You- you don't have to take the basket, Employee.
It was just an offer.. [It rubbed the back of its head—
*Zeek took the basket and blinked. It took a second for it to set in*
Wait- Wait Handy-
*Zeek stopped the other, a wide grin on his face*
Im the special honeybun in your heart? You...like me?
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// UH I KNOW ITS CRINGY AND THE ART IS BAD (I speedran it 😔) BUT UH YEAH. HANDY RELATIONSHIP LORE????? OOPSIE.
[He held it out for @GuardZeek1987 to grab, blushing to a robot's full capacity.]
Um, I should maybe get going now, huh? I think some more Employees should be coming in now! Sss.. Sorry to bother you, Employee!
[It entered the room they were in, looking around nervous until it spotted @GuardZeek1987. It let out a robotic sigh before approaching.]
Hey Employee! I just.. wanted to.. give you something! It's nothing important, it- it won't dock your pay or anything!!
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[He had prepped himself for a little while now and decided he was ready..
It left its office with a small basket in hand. It was full of shiny diamond rings. They looked like the cheesy ones in cartoons.
He really hoped the person he was giving this to would enjoy it.]
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// Me: HaNdUnIt DoEsNt CaRe AbOuT lOvE tHaT mUcH
// Also me: [Is flirting with someone in robot language]
// XEN AND SAM IF YOU SEE THIS I AM VERY SORRY.
